August 31, 2021
Tootskie, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Sean and Michael watched THE WOLF OF WALL STREET, the dark comedy from Director Martin Scorsese. Will the fellas laugh like they’re on drugs? Or will they cry like they’re on way too many drugs? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to have sex on top of a million dollars! Bon Appétit!
August 18, 2021
I’m Mr. Lonely, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Sean, Michael, and Jon watched KAJILLIONAIRE, the dark comedy from writer/director Miranda July. Will the boys laugh at all the quirky humor? Or will they cry at all the quirky humor? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to kiss a beautiful Latina! Bon Appétit!
August 11, 2021
Let’s kill ourselves, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Sean and Michael watched THE SUICIDE SQUAD, the sequel or is it a reboot or is it a reimagination by Director James Gunn. Will the fellas love the irreverent humor and ultra violence? Or will they wish for a huge shark man to eat their head? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to kill your Mom with polka dots! Bon Appétit!
Caption: Not pictured: Sylvester Stallone as King Shark
August 4, 2021
The Empty Man made me do it, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Sean, Michael, and Jon watched THE EMPTY MAN, the supernatural Scientolog-ish thriller starring James Badge Dale. Will the boys enjoy the twists and turns of this long Twilight Zone episode? Or will they feel like they got a helicopter dropped on their heads? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to repeatedly stab yourself in the face with scissors! Bon Appétit!
Caption: Don't Look So Empty To Me
July 31, 2021
You’re shivering, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Sean, Michael, and Jon watched THE TALENTED MR. RIPLEY, the prestige serial killer movie starring Matt Damon. Will the fellas love a trip through the dark and decadent lives of the rich and murderous? Or will they end up feeling like they’ve been brained with a bust? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to hit the man you love with an oar! Bon Appétit!
Caption: This is - NO SHIT - Dennis Hopper playing Tom Ripley.
July 23, 2021
That’s gonna leave a mark, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Sean and Michael watched SPACE JAM: A NEW LEGACY, the cursed sequel to the beloved, by some, 90s movie/commercial. Will the boys have a great time having a bad time? Or will they just have a bad time? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s gasp for air as IP gets stuffed down your throat! Bon Appétit!
Caption: Space Ham
July 13, 2021
It’s about the information, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Sean, Michael and Jon watched SNEAKERS, the heist movie starring Robert Redford. Will the fellas delight in the quirky ensemble cast? Or will they crash a few commuter jets? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to yell “Martyyyyyyyyy!” Bon Appétit!
Caption: Indecipherable Long Island Gibberish
July 1, 2021
Full body tourettes, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Sean and Michael watched CRANK: HIGH VOLTAGE, the coked out sequel from Neveldine and Taylor. Will the boys enjoy the absolute madness? Or will they do a very bad Statham impression and say, “It’s little much, init?” Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to kick a severed head into a swimming pool! Bon Appétit!
Caption: The DANCEporter
June 18, 2021
Suck your own dick, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Sean and Michael watched CRANK, the maxi-action comedy from Neveldine and Taylor. Will the chums feel the crank slamming into their veins? Or will they shoot too much junk and end up drooling on the bathroom floor? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to have sex in public! Bon Appétit!
Caption: Crank one out, y'all
June 11, 2021
Love conquers all, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Sean, Jon, and Michael watched THE CONJURING: THE DEVIL MADE ME DO IT, the new demon possession whodunit. Will the boys be sitting at the edge of their seat? Or slumped back in it, half asleep? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time run from the meatloaf zombie! Bon Appétit!
Caption: Not one single scare within a million miles of this, dear listener, despite the odious homages
