Food Court Movie Podcast: CARPENTOBER Vampires directed by John Carpenter

Did you get wood, Kill Donkeys? It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Carpentober continues: Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Michael and (returning triumphantly) Jon watched John Carpenter's VAMPIRES, the swinging dick vampire flick from old JC. Will the boys toss on their leather jackets and have a kick-ass good time? Or will they resignedly don their cowhide coats and have a butt-kicking good time? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it's time to karate chop a man in half! Bon Appetit!

 

Caption: "Can you feel me look into your heart? Can you feel me in the pit of your stomach? Can you feel me in you? In your heart? Cuz I put a stake in your heart?"