Food Court Movie Podcast

Food Court Movie Podcast: Triangle of Sadness

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Sean and Michael watched Triangle of Sadness, the satire of the rich and famous directed by Ruben Ostland! Will the fellas feel like they just had a meal at a five star restaurant? Or like they were tumbled back and forth until they were unspeakably sick? Tune in to find out!

 

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to trade pretzel sticks for sexual favors! Bon Appétit!

Food Court Movie Podcast: Carpentober: Christine (1982)

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Sean and Michael watched Christine, the killer car classic from Director John Carpenter! Will the boys feel as good as cherry red Plymouth? Or will their dreams get crushed like a certain car’s? Tune in to find out!

 

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to blow up a gas station! Bon Appétit!

Food Court Movie Podcast: Carpentober: Halloween Ends starring Jamie Lee Curtis

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Sean and Michael watched Halloween Ends, the final chapter in the horror triptych starring Jamie Lee Curtis! Will the chums chow down on a big meal of revenge? Or will their tongues roll around on an LP? Tune in to find out!

 

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to crucify the Shape! Bon Appétit!

Food Court Movie Podcast: Carpentober: John Carpenter’s Ghosts of Mars

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Sean and Michael watched Ghosts of Mars, the sci-fi horror movie from Director John Carpenter! Will the boys cheer at all the badass things Ice Cube says? Or will they wish they had their heads cut off with a flying saw blade? Tune in to find out!

 

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to put scissors through your cheek skin! Bon Appétit!

Food Court Movie Podcast: Carpentober: Starman starring Jeff Bridges and Karen Allen

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Sean and Michael watched Starman, the sci-fi romance from Director John Carpenter! Will the fellas cry tears of joy at such a lovely story? Or will they shoot a woman with a shotgun? Tune in to find out!

 

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to use a small metal sphere to do magic! Bon Appétit!

Food Court Movie Podcast: Evil Dead (2013) directed by Fede Alvarez

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Sean, Jon, and special guest Gary Fletcher watched EVIL DEAD, the requel from director Fede Alvarez! Will the boys laugh as horrific things happen over and over? Or will they barf? Tune in to find out!

 

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to bury your sister alive! Bon Appétit!

Food Court Movie Podcast: Pearl starring Mia Goth

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Sean, Michael, and special guest Gary Fletcher watched PEARL, the prequel to ‘X’ starring Mia Goth! Will the chums love the movie as much as they love making out with a scarecrow? Or will they wish they eaten by a gator? Tune in to find out!

 

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to smile creepily for 4 minutes or so! Bon Appétit!

Food Court Movie Podcast: Army of Darkness starring Bruce Campbell and directed by Sam Raimi

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Sean and Michael watched Army of Darkness, the knights and undead monsters movie from Director Sam Raimi! Will the fellas smile like they’re being fed grapes by a busty wench? Or will feel like they’re being sucked into the center of a book that is bound in human flesh and inked in blood? Tune in to find out!

 

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to Hail to the king, Baby! Bon Appétit!

Food Court Movie Podcast: Barbarian starring Bill Skarsgard

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Sean, Michael, and special guest Gary Fletcher watched Barbarian the “don’t go in the basement” horror movie directed by Zach Cregger! Will the boys delight in the terrors of the below? Or will they wish they’d have just gotten a hotel room instead? Tune in to find out!

 

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to get out the tape measure. Bon Appétit!

Food Court Movie Podcast: Evil Dead 2 Directed by Sam Raimi

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Sean and Michael watched Evil Dead 2 the splatter-filled horror classic directed by Sam Raimi and starring Bruce Campbell! Will the chums laugh their heads off like they’d been chopped with a spade? Or will they wish they’d been stabbed in the chest with a Kandarian dagger? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to say, “Groovy.” Bon Appétit!