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A movie podcast about actually going to the movies.
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Wednesday Jun 29, 2022
Wednesday Jun 29, 2022
Don’t go in the basement, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Sean and Michael watched THE BLACK PHONE, the child abduction horror movie from director Scott Derrickson! Will the boys smile as children get tortured? Or will they suck down a black balloon full of helium and talk with a silly voice until they asphyxiate? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to learn fighting techniques from the ghost of your Mexican friend Robin. Bon Appétit!
Wednesday Jun 22, 2022
Wednesday Jun 22, 2022
Buzz Off, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Sean and Michael watched LIGHTYEAR, the movie about the toy(?) starring Chris Evans! Will the fellas live all their childhood dreams? Or will they live all their childhood nightmares (the one where Taika Waititi keeps being annoying?) Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to have a charming robo-cat. Bon Appétit!
Wednesday Jun 08, 2022
Wednesday Jun 08, 2022
Surgery is the new sex, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Sean and Michael watched CRIMES OF THE FUTURE, the body horror comedy from Director David Cronenberg! Will the fellas love the viscera? Or will they wish they had eaten a purple candy bar and been killed almost instantly? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to get in an autopsy machine with your hot lover and let it cut you up while you’re al naked and stuff. Bon Appétit!
Wednesday Jun 01, 2022
Wednesday Jun 01, 2022
You can be my wingman any time (AGAIN), Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Sean, Michael, and Jon watched TOP GUN: Maverick, the new jet movie from director Joseph Kosinski! Will the boys enjoy the fan service? Or will they wish there were more explosions and fewer references to things that happened in the first movie? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to steal a jet in an unnamed Eastern European country. Bon Appétit!
Friday May 27, 2022
Friday May 27, 2022
You can be my wingman any time, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Sean and Michael watched TOP GUN, the action classic Directed by Tony Scott! Will the boys love the dogfights? Or will they scream, “This bites, dog!”? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to take the onramp to the highway to the danger zone. Bon Appétit!
Wednesday May 25, 2022
Wednesday May 25, 2022
It’s raining MEN, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Sean, Jon, and Michael watched MEN in the new horror movie from Director Alex Garland! Will the boys love the full frontal male nudity? Or will they wish they were more scares and fewer dongs? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to bring new meaning to the phrase “Baby on Board!” Bon Appétit!
Wednesday May 18, 2022
Wednesday May 18, 2022
Holy Multiverse, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Sean and Michael watched Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness, the new Marvel movie from Sam Raimi! Will the boys love the horror comedy vibes? Or will they wish they were incinerated by the Scarlet Witch? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to punch yourself in the face because of a spell cast upon you by that trickster Doctor Strange! Bon Appétit!
Wednesday May 11, 2022
Wednesday May 11, 2022
Rosebud, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Sean and Michael watched Citizen Kane, the classic film directed by Orson Welles! Will the chums love the tale of success and failure? Or will they wish they had frozen in the snow with that sled? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to walk past two mirrors that are pointed at each other so it looks like there are an infinite number of yous! Bon Appétit!
Wednesday May 04, 2022
Wednesday May 04, 2022
RAAAWRRRRRR, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Sean and Michael watched The Northman, the epic viking revenge drama from Robert Eggers! Will the boys love the yelling and stabbing? Or will they get tired of the yelling and stabbing? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to roll out with a valkyrie! Bon Appétit!
Wednesday Apr 27, 2022
Wednesday Apr 27, 2022
Naatu Naatu, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Sean and Jon watched RRR, the epic tale of Indian revolution directed by S.S. Rajamouli! Will the fellas celebrate the pure joy of gonzo cinema? Or will they wish they’d just had their head eaten by a tiger? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to load, aim, shoot! Bon Appétit!