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A movie podcast about actually going to the movies.
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Wednesday Apr 20, 2022
Wednesday Apr 20, 2022
This is cashmere, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Sean and Michael watched Ambulance, the action spectacular from director Michael Bay! Will the fellas love the vroom and the boom? Or will they pray for a mini gun in a remote controlled lowrider to blow their heads off? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to put a wrought iron fence through a child’s abdomen! Bon Appétit!
Sunday Apr 17, 2022
Sunday Apr 17, 2022
Amen, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Sean and special guest Josh Lewis watched Father Stu, the faith-based movie full of swear words starring Mark Wahlberg! Will the boys let Jesus into their hearts? Or will they need their father to help them up off the bathroom floor? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to get in an insane motorcycle accident! Bon Appétit!
Wednesday Apr 13, 2022
Wednesday Apr 13, 2022
Multiverse of Madness, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Sean and Michael watched Everything, Everywhere, all at Once, the sci-fi/action/family drama starring Michelle Yeah and Jamie Lee Curtis! Will the boys love the power of love? Or will they ask Agent Smith to put them back in The Matrix? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to make a REAL everything bagel! Bon Appétit!
Wednesday Apr 06, 2022
Wednesday Apr 06, 2022
I vant to heal your legs, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Sean and Michael watched Morbius, the vampire superhero movie starring Jared Leto! Will the boys kiss o the roof while a British guy watches? Or will they cut their throats with a sliver of wall tile? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to suck your girlfriend’s blood! Bon Appétit!
Wednesday Mar 30, 2022
Wednesday Mar 30, 2022
When you’re a Kill Donkey you’re a Kill Donkey all the way, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Sean and Michael watched West Side Story, the remake of the classic musical directed by Steven Spielberg! Will the boys do spins and hold hands? Or will they hit each other with chains? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to climb up a fire escape in many ways! Bon Appétit!
Wednesday Mar 23, 2022
Wednesday Mar 23, 2022
Come inside, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Sean, Michael, and Jon watched X, the new slasher from Director Ti West and starring Mia Goth, Jenna Ortega, and Kid Cudi! Will the fellas enjoy the T and A (Tits and Arterial Spray)? Or will they take a long walk off a short pier into a gator pond? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to reach out your withered hand to touch the soft young skin of a country babe! Bon Appétit!
Wednesday Mar 16, 2022
Wednesday Mar 16, 2022
Kill yourself on a boat, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Sean, Michael, and Jon watched The Night House, starring Rebecca Hall! Will the boys be comforted by the benevolent spirit of their dead husband? Or will they drink too much brandy and fall into a magic boat? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time bring the suicide note to the bar! Bon Appétit!
Wednesday Mar 09, 2022
Wednesday Mar 09, 2022
Riddle me this, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Sean and Michael watched THE BATMAN, starring Robert Pattinson, Zoe Kravitz, and Colin Ferrell! Will the boys track down all the clues and discover a great time? Or will they sing Ave Maria at their own funeral? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to BROOD! Bon Appétit!
Wednesday Mar 02, 2022
Wednesday Mar 02, 2022
Zoe Kravitz, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Sean and Michael watched Kimi, the new Zoe Kravitz thriller directed by Steven Soderbergh! Will the boys love the tension and the blue hair? Or will they wish they’d said “Hey, Kimi, turn off movie?” Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to make good use of that nail gun! Bon Appétit!
Wednesday Feb 23, 2022
Wednesday Feb 23, 2022
It’s sequel time, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Sean and Michael watched Texas Chain Saw Massacre, the Netflix reboot of the horror classic! Will the fellas enjoy hammers smashing through heads? Or will they be sad the movie has gentrified their memories? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to cut off your Mommy’s face and wear it! Bon Appétit!