Food Court Movie Podcast

Food Court Movie Podcast: Rare Exports

Happy Holidays, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

 

Sean and Michael watched RARE EXPORTs, the Finnish evil Santa movie from Writer/Director Jalmari Helander. Will the boys enjoy the sinister thrills of Saint Nick turned Saint Dick? Or will they wish they’d fallen in a wolf trap? Tune in to find out!

 

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because its time to blow up Santa! Bon Appétit!

Food Court Movie Podcast: Casino directed by Martin Scorsese

I AM calm, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

 

Sean and Michael watched CASINO, the Las Vegas crime epic from Martin Scorsese. Will the fellas enjoy Goodfellas Part 2? Or would they prefer to be beaten with a baseball bat and buried alive? Tune in to find out!

 

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because its time to get blown up! Bon Appétit!

Food Court Movie Podcast: Gangs Of New York directed by Martin Scorsese

I’m gonna paint paradise square with his blood, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

 

Sean and Michael watched GANGS OF NEW YORK, the bare knuckle epic from Martin Scorsese. Will the boys worship at the altar of Danny Day? Or will they, like Liam Neeson, could have left after the first scene? Tune in to find out!

 

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because its time to sharpen your claws and/or teeth! Bon Appétit!

Food Court Movie Podcast: Mean Streets directed by Martin Scorsese

I’m gonna PAYUM, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

 

Sean, Jon, and Michael watched MEAN STREETS, the small-time gangster flick from Martin Scorsese. Will the fellas love early arty Scorsese? Or will they they bite their knuckle in disgust? Tune in to find out!

 

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because its time to shoot David Carradine 7 times or so! Bon Appétit!

Food Court Movie Podcast: The Departed directed by Martin Scorsese

Yeah it’s workin’ overtime, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

 

Sean, Jon, and Michael watched THE DEPARTED, the Irish gangster epic from Martin Scorsese. Will the boys enjoy the Boston accent in all its glory? Or will they wish someone had put on their booties and shot the movie in the head? Tune in to find out!

 

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because its time to meet your informant in the dirty movie theater! Bon Appétit!

Food Court Movie Podcast: Goodfellas directed by Martin Scorsese

Get your shine box, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

 

Sean, Jon, and special guest Chuck Anderson of Fast Break Breakfast watched GOODFELLAS, the mob epic from Martin Scorsese. Will the fellas love the ziti with the meat gravy? Or will they stab and shoot the movie in a trunk? Tune in to find out!

 

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to do some coke and look for helicopters! Bon Appétit!

Food Court Movie Podcast: CARPENTOBER Prince of Darkness directed by John Carpenter

Say goodbye to classical reality, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

 

Sean, Jon, and Michael watched PRINCE OF DARKNESS, the devil in a green tube movie from John Carpenter. Will the fellas love the Lovecraft vibes? Or will they hate the Hatecraft vibes? Tune in to find out!

 

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to slowly reach out towards a mirror, which you think may contain the love of your life who may, in fact, be the father of the devil! Bon Appétit!

Food Court Movie Podcast: CARPENTOBER Assault On Precinct 13 directed by John Carpenter

Got a smoke, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

 

Sean, Jon, and Michael watched ASSAULT ON PRECINCT 13, the gang-as-zombies survival horror from John Carpenter. Will the boys enjoy this modern western? Or would they prefer just a regular western? Tune in to find out!

 

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to shoot a huge acetylene tank and blow up a multi-racial gang! Bon Appétit!

Food Court Movie Podcast: CARPENTOBER Halloween Kills starring Jamie Lee Curtis

 

 

 

Happy Carpentober, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

 

Sean and Michael watched HALLOWEEN KILLS, the new horror sequel from Director David Gordon Green. Will the fellas stab a lady with a flourescent bulb? Or will they gouge a man’s eyes out? Tune in to find out!

 

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to seem like you’re dead but then turn out to still be alive! Bon Appétit!

Food Court Movie Podcast: CARPENTOBER John Carpenter‘s Cigarette Burns

Happy Carpentober, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Sean, Michael, and special guest Josh Lewis of LETTERS FROM CAMP BLOOD, watched CIGARETTE BURNS, the Masters of Horror episode from Director John Carpenter. Will the fellas take a deep drag off this tasty cig? Or will the cough but never get off? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to thread your intestines through a film projector! Bon Appétit!