Food Court Movie Podcast

Food Court Movie Podcast: CARPENTOBER: They Live directed by John Carpenter

 

Happy Carpentober, Kill Donkeys!

It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Sean, Jon, and Michael watched THEY LIVE, the sci-fi action classic from Director John Carpenter. Will the boys kick ass? Or will they chew bubble gum? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to fight your best friend for seven minutes! Bon Appétit! 

Food Court Movie Podcast: Malignant (or, It‘s Not A Tumor!)

 

It’s all in your head, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Sean, Jon, and Michael watched MALIGNANT, the gonzo-horror from Director James Wan. Will the friends worship at the alter of insanity? Or will they pray for the movie to end? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to pull on your tight, black gloves! Bon Appétit!

Food Court Movie Podcast: Police Academy 2 (or, Blue Lives Don‘t Matter)

 

Freeze, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Sean, Jon, and special guest Chad Riden watched POLICE ACADEMY 2, the charming story of some new cops who shoot first and ask questions later. Will the boys celebrate the Glutes of Gutenberg? Or will they lament the lack of a busty cop? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time for Bobcat to do that yelling thing he used to do! Bon Appétit!

Food Court Movie Podcast: The Wolf Of Wall Street (or, Whitefellas)

Tootskie, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Sean and Michael watched THE WOLF OF WALL STREET, the dark comedy from Director Martin Scorsese. Will the fellas laugh like they’re on drugs? Or will they cry like they’re on way too many drugs? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to have sex on top of a million dollars! Bon Appétit!

Food Court Movie Podcast: Kajillionaire (or, This Wasn’t The Big One)

 

I’m Mr. Lonely, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Sean, Michael, and Jon watched KAJILLIONAIRE, the dark comedy from writer/director Miranda July. Will the boys laugh at all the quirky humor? Or will they cry at all the quirky humor? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to kiss a beautiful Latina! Bon Appétit!

Food Court Movie Podcast: The Suicide Squad (or, We Who Are About To Die Laughing)

Let’s kill ourselves, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Sean and Michael watched THE SUICIDE SQUAD, the sequel or is it a reboot or is it a reimagination by Director James Gunn. Will the fellas love the irreverent humor and ultra violence? Or will they wish for a huge shark man to eat their head? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to kill your Mom with polka dots! Bon Appétit!

 

Caption: Not pictured: Sylvester Stallone as King Shark

Food Court Movie Podcast: The Empty Man (or, Empty V)

The Empty Man made me do it, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Sean, Michael, and Jon watched THE EMPTY MAN, the supernatural Scientolog-ish thriller starring James Badge Dale. Will the boys enjoy the twists and turns of this long Twilight Zone episode? Or will they feel like they got a helicopter dropped on their heads? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to repeatedly stab yourself in the face with scissors! Bon Appétit!

 

Caption: Don't Look So Empty To Me

Food Court Movie Podcast: The Talented Mr. Ripley (or, Not So Talented At Impressions)

You’re shivering, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Sean, Michael, and Jon watched THE TALENTED MR. RIPLEY, the prestige serial killer movie starring Matt Damon. Will the fellas love a trip through the dark and decadent lives of the rich and murderous? Or will they end up feeling like they’ve been brained with a bust? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to hit the man you love with an oar! Bon Appétit! 

 

Caption: This is - NO SHIT - Dennis Hopper playing Tom Ripley.

Food Court Movie Podcast: Space Jam: A New Legacy (or, Double Drivel)

That’s gonna leave a mark, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to! 

Sean and Michael watched SPACE JAM: A NEW LEGACY, the cursed sequel to the beloved, by some, 90s movie/commercial. Will the boys have a great time having a bad time? Or will they just have a bad time? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s gasp for air as IP gets stuffed down your throat! Bon Appétit!

 

Caption: Space Ham

Food Court Movie Podcast: Sneakers (or, Ocean’s 5)

 

It’s about the information, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Sean, Michael and Jon watched SNEAKERS, the heist movie starring Robert Redford. Will the fellas delight in the quirky ensemble cast? Or will they crash a few commuter jets? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to yell “Martyyyyyyyyy!” Bon Appétit!

 

Caption: Indecipherable Long Island Gibberish