Food Court Movie Podcast

Food Court Movie Podcast: CRANK 2 (or, Look Who’s Cranking Too)

 

Full body tourettes, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Sean and Michael watched CRANK: HIGH VOLTAGE, the coked out sequel from Neveldine and Taylor. Will the boys enjoy the absolute madness? Or will they do a very bad Statham impression and say, “It’s little much, init?” Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to kick a severed head into a swimming pool! Bon Appétit!

 

Caption: The DANCEporter

Food Court Movie Podcast: CRANK (or, Crank Nugs)

Suck your own dick, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Sean and Michael watched CRANK, the maxi-action comedy from Neveldine and Taylor. Will the chums feel the crank slamming into their veins? Or will they shoot too much junk and end up drooling on the bathroom floor? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to have sex in public! Bon Appétit! 

 

Caption: Crank one out, y'all

Food Court Movie Podcast: The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It (or, Even The Devil Wouldn’t Do This)

Love conquers all, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Sean, Jon, and Michael watched THE CONJURING: THE DEVIL MADE ME DO IT, the new demon possession whodunit. Will the boys be sitting at the edge of their seat? Or slumped back in it, half asleep? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time run from the meatloaf zombie! Bon Appétit! 

 

Caption: Not one single scare within a million miles of this, dear listener, despite the odious homages

Food Court Movie Podcast: Army of the Dead (or, Yawn of the Dead)

 

Zombie tiger, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Sean and Michael watched ARMY OF THE DEAD, the new zombie movie from visionary director Zack Snyder! Will the fellas have a rollicking zombie-killing time? Or will they wish they were killed in the opening credits? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to be quiet because the zombies are sleeping! Bon Appétit!

 

Caption: It’s Not Often You Miss John Leguizombie, But Here We Are

Food Court Movie Podcast: Oxygen (or, Airheads Rejoice!)

Breathe in, breathe out, Kill Donkeys! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!

Jon and Michael watched OXYGEN, the sci-fi thriller from Director Alexandre Aja, starring Melanie Laurent! Will the healthcare horrors consume your humble podcasters? Or will they bite back? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to wriggle around in a tight space, s’il vous plait! Bon Appétit!

 

Caption: Nope-Rah

Food Court Movie Podcast: Annabelle: Creation (or, Howdy Moody)

 

Girls and Dolls, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Sean and Michael watched ANNABELLE: CREATION, the demon doll horror movie from Director David F. Sandberg! Will the chums jump out of their seat? Or will they jump out of their seat? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because who cares, RUN! Bon Appétit! 

 

Caption: Chucky > All Other Doll Horror

Food Court Movie Podcast: Star Wars: A New Hope (or, Rise Of The Porkins)

May the Force be with you, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Sean and Michael watched STAR WARS: A NEW HOPE, the sci-fi classic from George Lucas! Will the fellas think it's out of this world? Or would they rather be crushed in a trash compactor? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it's time to these are not the droids you're looking for! Bon Appetit!

 

Caption: A Triptych

Food Court Movie Podcast: Galaxy Quest (or, Nomadlandia)

Never give up, Never Surrender, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Jon, and Michael watched GALAXY QUEST, the Trekkish comedy starring Tim Allen! Will the fellas think it's out of this world? Or would they rather be crushed Gorignak? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pesto because it's time to kiss an octopus! Bon Appetit!

 

Caption: O Captain, My Captain!

Food Court Movie Podcast: Mortal Kombat (or, Know Babalities, Know Peace)

 

Get over here, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean and Michael watched MORTAL KOMBAT (2021), the video game remake from Director Simon McQuoid! Will the dudes both turn into huge fire dragons? Or will they commit suicide by spike pit? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it's time to cut a bat woman in half with a special hat! Bon Appetit!

 

Caption: Flawless Victory

Food Court Movie Podcast: The Ninth Gate (or, Horny Devils)

Over 8 gates, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean and Michael watched THE NINTH GATE, the devil procedural directed by some guy, we're not sure who! Will the dudes float through the air like a witch? Or will they set themselves on fire to please the dark lord? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pesto because it's time to have sex in front of a burning castle! Bon Appetit!

 

Caption: "Lovable Scamps or Sex Criminals On the Run?"