Food Court Movie Podcast

Food Court Movie Podcast: VOLCANO (or, Dante’s Nadir)

What is magma, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean and Michael, and Jon watched VOLCANO, where they put the LA in lava! Will the dudes run to the ocean to cool off after the rush of a solid disaster flick? Or will they jump directly into the lava and melt wicked witch of the west style? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pesto because it's time to turn your Kangol backwards! Bon Appetit!

 

Caption: When TLJ slums, he sluuuuuums

Food Court Movie Podcast: Godzilla vs Kong (or, Pod On Pod Crime)

KONGZILLA, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean and Michael, and Jon watched Godzilla vs Kong, the big monsters fighting movie from Adam Wingard! Will the chums climb to the top of a building and swat at prop planes out of joy? Or will they shoot their atomic breath into a mirror so it flies back and kills them? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pesto because it's time to Billie Mommy Brown! Bon Appetit!

 

Caption: Heeeeeeeeeere's Roland Emmerich's redesigned Godzillaaaaaaa!

Food Court Movie Podcast: Da 5 Bloods (or, Doo Doo The Right Thing)

 

What's goin' on, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean and Michael, and Jon watched DA 5 BLOODS, the old-men-on-a-mission movie from Spike Lee! Will the dudes feel their open hand turn into a raised fist as they wash this powerful tale? Or will their hand, like Spike Lee's, be too heavy to even lift? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pesto because it's time to sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiit! Bon Appetit!

 

Caption: "Quit Eating My Sesame Cake, Members of The Academy"

Food Court Movie Podcast: Justice League: The Snyder Cut (or, Chapter 1: Call me Fishmael)

 

Faster than a speeding bullet, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Michael, and Jon watched Zach Snyder's JUSTICE LEAGUE, the epic super heroic battle from, you guessed it, Zach Snyder! Will the buds love this amazing adventure? Or will they wish they could get in a portal to another world where HBOMAX doesn't exist? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pesto because it's time to be a slomo hotdog! Bon Appetit!

 

Caption: Snyderman Vs Batman: Dawn of Macros

Food Court Movie Podcast: The Fury (or, We watched it......with a machine gun!)

 

Don't touch me, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Michael, and Jon watched THE FURY, the psychokinesis thesis from Brian De Palma! Will the fellas love this saga of brain power unleashed? Or will their hair turn shoe polish white from boredom? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pesto because it's time to run really slowly! Bon Appetit!

 

Caption: They're all gonna laugh at you!

Food Court Movie Podcast: The Devils (or, The Devil Is In The Car O’Nine Tails)

 

What the devil, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Michael, and Jon watched THE DEVILS, the Nunsploitation epic from Ken Russell! Will the chaps have smiles in the shape of Oliver Reed's pointy moustache? Or will they yell, "Another naked nun?" Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pesto because it's time to monologue while being burned at the stake! Bon Appetit!

 

Caption: "You stole my Jesus fish, didn't you?"

Food Court Movie Podcast: Deep Blue Sea (or, ”We’re Gonna Need A Bigger Podcast”)

 

My hat is like a sharks fin, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Michael, and Jon watched DEEP BLUE SEA, the Flowers for Algernon of shark movies from Renny Harlin! Will the boys love the gratuitous shark carnage? Or will they start an inspiring speech in the hope that they get eaten mid-sentence? Tune in too find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pesto because it's time to say, "You killed my bird." Bon Appetit!

 

Caption: "What could possibly go wrong"

Food Court Movie Podcast: Psycho Goreman (or, Mighty Morphin’ Parental Guidance Suggested)

 

Hunky boys, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Michael, and Jon watched PSYCHO GOREMAN, the rubber suit blood fest from Steven Kostanski! Will the bros love the goofs and the gags? Or will they do a lot of deep sighs as another silly thing happens? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pesto because it's time to turn a kid into a brain. Bon Appetit!

 

Caption: Don't Let The Smooth Box Fool Ya

Food Court Movie Podcast: Unhinged (or, 300 Odd Pounds Of Grunts)

Here's your courtesy tap, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Michael, and Jon watched UNHINGED, the down and dirty road rage movie starring Russell Crowe! Will the fellas delight in the hijinx of our portly anti-hero? Or will Crowe be just big enough to fail? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pesto because it's time to drive a truck through a cop car. Bon Appetit!

 

Caption: "I'll have the steak sandwich and the........steak sandwich."

Food Court Movie Podcast: TENET (or, Go Hang A Salami I’m A Lasagna Hog)

 

I don't know why you say goodbye I say hello, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Michael, and Jon watched TENET, the new clock-action movie from Christopher Nolan! Will the gents love this time-twisted shoot-em-up? Or will they yell the title of the 70s sitcom, "What's happening?" Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your CIA pill because it's time to blow up a building backwards. Bon Appetit!

 

Caption: "I'm sorry, what?"