Food Court Movie Podcast

Food Court Movie Podcast: The Little Things (or, As Jared Leto Would Ad Lib: ”Poop”)

Every Little Things she does is magic, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Michael, and Jon watched THE LITTLE THINGS, the new serial killer thriller from Denzel! Will the boys gasp as each new twist turns? Or will they pray for a swift death via shovel? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some pepto because it's time to get into a car with a suspected serial killer. Bon Appetit!

 

Caption: The Method Man

Food Court Movie Podcast: ZODIAC (or, We Met At The Movies Once.)

Before I kill you I'm going to throw your baby out the window, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Michael, and Jon watched David Fincher's ZODIAC, to close Manksgiving Ranksgiving where we rank all his films! Will we get to the bottom of the best Finch? Or will we follow the clues to a dead end? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some pepto because it's time to slap a wet mimeographed driver's license onto Dave Toschi's front door. Bon Appetit!

 

Caption: "Gooooooooodbyyyyyyye."

Food Court Movie Podcast: The Game (or, The Plot Summary That Would Not End)

THE GAME is afoot (a movie), Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean and Michael watched David Fincher's THE GAME, as part of Manksgiving Thanksgiving where we rank all his films! Will this be the movie that gamed the savage beasts? Or will the boys say, "the Game Over?" Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some pepto because it's time to steal the Yellow Pages. Bon Appetit!

 

Caption: "It's time to play The Gaaaaaame!"

Food Court Movie Podcast: Gone Girl (or, Tyler Perry’s Gone Girl)

His majesty prefers not to be moistened, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Michael, and Jon watched David Fincher's GONE GIRL, as part of Manksgiving Ranksgiving where we rank all his films! Will the fellas follow the clues and love the mystery? Or will they, like the tv duck, yell "Attack!"? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some pepto because it's time to slash Neil Patrick Harris's throat while he bones you. Bon Appetit!

 

Caption: The Heroes We Deserve

Food Court Movie Podcast: SE7EN (or, Se7en 8ight 9ine)

He made me F her, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean and Michael watched David Fincher's SE7EN, as part of Manksgiving Ranksgiving where we rank all his films! Will the boys forget old acquaintances as they watch the John Doe's horrors unfold? Or will they splash hot spaghetti sauce in their eyes that they may look no longer? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some pepto because it's time to strap on the strap-on to end all strap-ons. Bon Appetit!

 

Caption: The Man Who Taught Kev His Massage Parlour Moves

Food Court Movie Podcast: Gremlins (or, Don’t Feed Howie After Midnite)

 

Bright Light, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Michael, and Jon watched Joe Dante’s GREMLINS, the charming story of a boy and his pet! Will the chums be filled with good cheer as the Gremlins murder an old lady? Or will they say humbug to all those puppets? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some pepto because it's time to put a monster in a microwave and watch its head gush blood as it explodes. Bon Appetit!

 

Caption: "Bright Light! Wash Your Hands!"

Food Court Movie Podcast: Alien 3 (or, What Dreams May Come Bursting Out Of Your Chest)

 

Get away from her, you bitchin' Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Movie theaters no longer exist so Jon and special guest Jason Shawhan (The AV Club, Nashville Scene) watched David Fincher's Alien 3 for Manksgiving, our celebration of the work of David Fincher where we watch every one of his movies! And quit your grinnin' and drop your linen, cuz this is a long one. Will the fellas reappraise this often misunderstood sci-fi housing of Fincher's nascent directorial efforts? Or will their disdain come bursting out their chests through much offal or milky white droidstuff? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some pepto because it's time to try and hold your breath and scream at the same time! Bon Appetit!

 

Caption: The Magnificent Aliensons

Food Court Movie Podcast: MANK (or, Best Episode of Drunk History EVER)

Manks for all the memories, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Michael, and Jon watched David Fincher's MANK for Manksgiving, our celebration of the work of David Fincher where we watch every one of his movies! Will the fellas delight in this celebration of old Hollywood? Or will they Mank their lucky stars that it's over? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some pepto because it's time to Mank the spunky. Bon Appetit!

 

Caption: "If you think I had it bad on Magnificent Ambersons, ask Fincher about Alien3!"

Food Court Movie Podcast: The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (or, Bubba Gump Button Co.)

Benjamin over, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Michael, and Jon watched David Fincher's THE CURIOUS CASE OF BENJAMIN BUTTON for Manksgiving, our celebration of the work of David Fincher where we watch every one of his movies! Will the boys love this whimsical tale about ever-encroaching death? Or will they find the Shar Pei baby too off-putting? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some pepto because it's time to towk with a southiern aaaccent. Bon Appetit!

 

Caption: CATS, but with Bad Grandpas

Food Court Movie Podcast: The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo (or, More White People Shit)

And their blood shall be upon them, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Michael, and Jon watched David Fincher's THE GIRL WITH THE DRAGON TATTOO for Manksgiving, our celebration of the work of David Fincher where we watch every one of his movies! Will the chums have a grand time with all the sadism? Or will the deep dive into minutiae numb their poor brains? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some pepto because it's time to find a good use for that rigid, shining dildo. Bon Appetit!

 

Caption: A Love Story