Food Court Movie Podcast

Food Court Movie Podcast: PANIC ROOM (or, Manksgiving Ranksgiving Continues with PANIC ROOM)

 

Here it is! I'm Raoul, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Michael, and Jon watched David Fincher's PANIC ROOM for Manksgiving, our celebration of the work of David Fincher where we watch every one of his movies! Will the Courtesans delight in the dark thrills of this haunted house (by robbers)? Or will they line up for the door like Jared Leto's corn rows? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some pepto because it's time to smoke crack. Bon Appetit!

 

Caption: Last of the Independents

Food Court Movie Podcast: The Social Network (or, I’m Sad As Hell And I’m Not Going To Take It Anymore)

If you'd invented Facebook, you would have invented Facebook, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean and Michael watched David Fincher's THE SOCIAL NETWORK for Manksgiving, our celebration of the work of David Fincher where we watch every one of his movies! Will the boys point and click with this movie? Or does Zuck not deserve a much more lacerating bio? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some pepto because I'm the CEO, bitch! Bon Appetit!

 

Caption: Surf's up, bitches.

Food Court Movie Podcast: Fight Club (or, First Rule of Proud Boys)

 

The First rule of Food Club is we don't talk about Food Club, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Michael, and Jon watched David Fincher's Fight Club for Manksgiving, our celebration of the work of David Fincher where we watch every one of his movies! Will the fellas get macho and eschew dainty concerns like furniture? Or will the stench of the alt-right linger in the noses of our fair heroes a bit too long? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some pepto because it's time to destroy Jared Leto's face. Bon Appetit!

 

Caption: Yes, you.

Food Court Movie Podcast: CARPENTOBER Halloween and Halloween II directed by John Carpenter and Rick Rosenthal

Hey Mikey he likes it, Kill Donkeys! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!

Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean and Michael watched John Carpenter’s HALLOWEEN and HALLOWEEN II, the classic tales of a deranged madman who wears a mask to cover up his acne. Will the boys delight in the deaths of so many teens and nurses? Or will this episode be so divisive that Michael and Sean fight a duel of death at dawn? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in some snacks, and pop some pepto because it’s time! Bon Appetit!

 

Caption: Pure Evil

Food Court Movie Podcast: CARPENTOBER Body Bags directed by John Carpenter and Tobe Hooper

Carpentober continues, Kill Donkeys! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!

Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Michael, and Jon watched John Carpenter presents BODY BAGS, a proud ripoff of Tales from the Crypt. Will the EC Comics stylings be so much bloody putty in Carpenter’s capable hands? Or was old John too busy playing Super Mario Kart? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in some snacks, and pop some pesto because it’s time to sip a formaldehyde martini! Bon Appetit!

 

Caption: Auteur.

Food Court Movie Podcast: CARPENTOBER In The Mouth Of Madness directed by John Carpenter

Reality ain't what it used to be, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean and Michael watched John Carpenter's IN THE MOUTH OF MADNESS, a movie with the silly premise that what we read and watch can drive us insane. Will the boys, as the kids say, "read Sutter Cane?" Or is 90s Carpenter better off forgotten? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, enter and empty theater, and laugh your ass off as a highlight reel of your own life plays before you! Bon Appetit!

 

Caption: DO YOU DRINK SUTTER HOME?!

Food Court Movie Podcast: CARPENTOBER Vampires directed by John Carpenter

Did you get wood, Kill Donkeys? It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Carpentober continues: Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Michael and (returning triumphantly) Jon watched John Carpenter's VAMPIRES, the swinging dick vampire flick from old JC. Will the boys toss on their leather jackets and have a kick-ass good time? Or will they resignedly don their cowhide coats and have a butt-kicking good time? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it's time to karate chop a man in half! Bon Appetit!

 

Caption: "Can you feel me look into your heart? Can you feel me in the pit of your stomach? Can you feel me in you? In your heart? Cuz I put a stake in your heart?"

Food Court Movie Podcast: CARPENTOBER The Thing directed by John Carpenter

Here's The Thing, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean and Michael watched John Carpenter's THE THING, the goo-horror classic from, you guessed it, John Carpenter. Will the boys enjoy the mystery and intrigue of one of cinema's classic monster movies? Or will they take a bold stance against greatness? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it's time for your head to explode into four parts, your skull to fall out, and a long, whip-like tongue to fall out! Bon Appetit!

 

Caption: "You check your blood sugar for alien life forms and you check it often. No reason not to."

Food Court Movie Podcast: The Devil All The Time (or, Devil May Not Care)

What the devil is this, Food Courtesans! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean and Michael Hampton watched The Devil All The Time, the downer drama starring Tom Holland. Will this story of a town with an evil underbelly ring true in these dark times? Or do we prefer movies that offer us an escape from such thoughts or at least some tiny amount of entertainment or didacticism? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it's time to stew in misery! Bon Appetit!

 

Caption: The Team Up You Haven't Been Waiting For!

Food Court Movie Podcast: Tax Collector (or, Oscar De La Hoya Bait)

Hey vato, Food Courtesans! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Jon, and new co-host Michael Hampton watched Tax Collector, the crime drama/Chevy commercial from Director David Ayer. Will this gritty story captivate the home theater audience? Or is this the worst Cheech and Chong movie ever? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it's time to get a bunch of tattoos for a movie that will be instantly forgotten! Bon Appetit!

 

Caption: Not Pictured: most assuredly tattooed dong