Food Court Movie Podcast

Food Court Movie Podcast: Ratatouille (or, You Dirty Rat)

 

Rat patootie, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Jon, and special guest Change Willie watched RATATOUILLE, the coming-of-age rat story from Pixar. Will Brad Bird delight the senses and tug the heart strings? Or is childhood itself a scam that insufficiently prepares us for the horrors of adulthood? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it's time to trip balls and talk to a French apparition! Bon Appetit!

 

Caption: The Departed somehow felt shorter than Ratatouille!

Food Court Movie Podcast: The Breakfast Club with Brian Bates from Nateland

 

Don't you forget about me, Food Courtesans! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Jon, and special guest Brian Bates watched The Breakfast Club, the coming-of-age classic from John Hughes. Will the boys applaud The Brat Pack's finest hour? Or should this problematic fav be destroyed forever? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it's time to break glass with the force of your weed scream! Bon Appetit!

 

Caption: You Mess With The Burr, You Get The Horns

Food Court Movie Podcast: HOST (or, All I Wanna Do Is Zoom Zoom Zoom And A Boom Boom)

What's that behind you, Food Courtesans! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Jon, and special guest Seth Pomeroy watched HOST, the Zoom ghost story from Director Rob Savage. Will this be cinema's next great evolution? Or is entertainment just what the government uses to distract us from the inevitability of our extinction? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it's time to invite a demonic presence into your house! Bon Appetit!

 

Caption: (G)host in the (S)hell

Food Court Movie Podcast: The Old Guard (or, Old Maid is More Apt and More Fun)

There can be only one, Food Courtesans! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Move theaters no longer exist so Sean and special guest Josh Lewis watched The Old Guard, the immortal mercenary movie starring Charlize Theron. Will Charlize reach the heights of Fury Road once again? Or was even bringing up Fury Road a huge mistake? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it's time to get our your weird circle axe! Bon Appetit!

 

Caption: She don't look a day over 3,000

Food Court Movie Podcast: Over The Top (or, ”When I Turn My Hat Around, I Turn Into a B-Movie Actor”)

 

Yo Adrian, Food Courtesans! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Jon, and special guest Carl Roberts III watched Over The Top, the estranged family arm wrestle festival starring Sylvester "Sly" Stallone. Will Stallone's veiny arms win the day? Or should they change the name to Under The Bottom? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it's time to arm wrestle a punk on a pinball machine! Bon Appetit!

 

Caption: Would Buy This Shirt

Food Court Movie Podcast: Dead Ringers (or, Twins, But With Laughs)

 

Mimsy and coral, Food Courtesans! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

 

Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Jon, and special guest Jamie Bradley watched DEAD RINGERS, the gynecological love story from director David Cronenberg. Will Jeremy reign over acting with an Irons fist? Or will two Jers mean double trouble? Tune in to find out!

 

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it's time to roll out your gynecological instruments for operating on mutant women! Bon Appetit!

 

 

Caption: Will you have sex with us in our bathtub?

Food Court Movie Podcast: Starship Troopers (or, Another Bughunt)

 

The only good bug is a dead bug, Food Courtesans! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Jon, and special guest Mark Anundson watched Starship Troopers, the anti-hate satire from director Paul Verhoeven. Will Johnny Rico make us laugh and then make us think? Or will the battle sequences fall flat as a bug under your boot? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it's time to get naked in the co-ed shower! Bon Appetit!

Food Court Movie Podcast: Seconds (or, Frankenheimerstein’s Monster)

 

I want to be a tennis pro, Food Courtesans! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!

Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Jon, and special guest Carter Glascock watched Seconds, the sci-fi thriller starring Rock Hudson. Will Rock make us think twice about getting experimental surgery from a mysterious organization? Or is this just a long episode of the Twilight Zones? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to stomp some grapes with some pagans! Bon Appetit!

 

Caption: Rock Is Not A Number!

Food Court Movie Podcast: Falling Down (or, Some Things Never Stop Never Changing)

 

Whammy Burger, Food Courtesans! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Jon, and special guest Seth Pomeroy watched Falling Down, the alt-right fantasy starring Michael Douglas. Will Mikey Dougie get his fast food breakfast? Or will we learn an important lesson (don't be bad?) Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it's time to not understand the concept of inflation and wish everything cost what it did in the 60's! Bon Appetit!

 

Caption: It was all just an autistic child's dream.

Food Court Movie Podcast: Cliffhanger (or, Over The Mountaintop)

 

Don't let go, Food Courtesans! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Jon, and special guest Josh "The Judge" Lewis watched Cliffhanger, the rock-climbing action spectacular starring Sylvester "Sly" Stallone. Will our muscles be sore from the non-stop tension of watching Stallone's muscles be ripped? Or will Renny Harlin lose his grip and drop us, screaming, into a chasm? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it's time to shoot a kind old expressionist painter! Bon Appetit!

 

Caption: "Spoiler: He drops her."