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A movie podcast about actually going to the movies.
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Saturday Jun 20, 2020
Saturday Jun 20, 2020
What in the SAM HELL, Food Courtesans! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Jon, and special guest Rob "Hot Sauce" Haynes watched Hell Comes To Frogtown, the Dystopian Mad Maxian sex romp starring "Rowdy" Roddy Piper. Will the Rowdy One bring us all the one-liner madness we love and respect? Or is the future so dark we don't gotta wear shades? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because you have aroused the three snakes! Bon Appetit!
Caption: Gods And Monsters
Monday Jun 15, 2020
Monday Jun 15, 2020
Raricia Rilverstone, Food Courtesans! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Jon, and special guest Michael Hampton watched Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed, the "live action?" remake of the cartoon classic. Will this be a fitting sequel to the Academy Award winning classic Scooby Doo? Or was that last sentence a lie? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it's time to rill rourself! Bon Appetit!
Caption: Rest in Power, King
Friday Jun 05, 2020
Friday Jun 05, 2020
I am the law, Food Courtesans! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!
Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Jon, and special guest Gary Fletcher watched DREDD, the brutal future cop blood-bath from Alex Garland. Will Karl Urban grimace his way to a winner? Or will a movie about cops killing without oversight feel too much like a certain present time we don’t wish to name? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to gutturally bark the phrase “Hot Shot!” Bon Appetit!
Caption: "Makin' Copies!"
Thursday May 28, 2020
Thursday May 28, 2020
Poop, Food Courtesans! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!
Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Jon, and special guest Seth Pomeroy watched CAPONE, the boom-boom biopic starring Tom Hardy. Will Josh Trank redeem himself after the crushing failure of Fant4stic (that’s really how it‘s formatted on the posters)? Or will the dumps just keep on dumpin’? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to call an alligator a bum! Bon Appetit!
Caption: He’s doing exactly what you think he’s doing, we’re afraid
Friday May 15, 2020
Friday May 15, 2020
Boo, Food Courtesans! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!
Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Jon, and special guest Josh Lewis watched Terrified, the Argentinian monster movie on Shudder. Will the big bad monster kill people real good? Or will the inter-dimensional scares trap us inside a cabinet with glass in our eyes? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to give a dead kid some milk! Bon Appetit!
Caption: Does a body good.
Friday May 08, 2020
Friday May 08, 2020
Pew pew, Food Courtesans! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!
Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Jon, and special guest Josh Lewis watched Extraction, the new action movie from The Russo Brothers. Will Thor kill them real good? Or will this be just another steaming pile of Asgarbage? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to beat up children! Bon Appetit!
Caption: Don’t worry, kid. They’ll find a way to make a sequel no matter who dies.
Tuesday Apr 28, 2020
Tuesday Apr 28, 2020
I can walk, Food Courtesans! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!
Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean and Jon dove into UPGRADE, the sci-fi horror classic from Leigh Whannell. Will the boys gush more than a 90s fruit snack? Or will they rip the movie apart like a strip of a different 90s fruit snack: Fruit by the Foot? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to break a man’s humerus and shoot him with his own bio-mechanical arm gun! Bon Appetit!
Caption: Not hardly Hardy, but he’ll do!
Wednesday Mar 11, 2020
Wednesday Mar 11, 2020
Show me the money, Food Courtesans! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!
Sean and special guest Michael Hampton saw Greed, the new satire from Michael Winterbottom. Will this comedy insightfully slice and dice the lifestyles of the rich and famous? Or will it crash like the stock market? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to deposit all of our vast wealth in tax-free offshore accounts! Bon Appetit!
Caption: Trigger Warning: Pervs
Tuesday Mar 03, 2020
Tuesday Mar 03, 2020
He’s right behind you, Food Victims! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!
Sean and special guest Michael Hampton saw The Invisible Man, the sequel to Tom Cruise’s the Mummy. Can Leigh Whannell re-reach the high heights of Upgrade? Or has all his skill DISAPPEARED? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to for a floating knife to cut all our throats! Bon Appetit!
Caption: “Dr. Invisible Rosenpenis”
Thursday Feb 27, 2020
Thursday Feb 27, 2020
Ow wooooo, Food Wolves! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!
Sean, Jon, and special guest Josh Lewis, saw The Call Of The Wild, the very newest CGI dog movie of all time. Will this heartwarming tale of a codger and his dog heal the nation? Or is it just a mocap man pretending to be dog and, thus, deeply uncomfortable? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to find a 7 foot tall black guy in the Yukon! Bon Appetit!
Caption: "Chewie Wept"