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A movie podcast about actually going to the movies.
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Thursday Feb 20, 2020
Thursday Feb 20, 2020
Heil, Food Courtlers! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!
Sean and Jon saw Jojo Rabbit, the “anti-hate satire” from Taika Waititi. Will this tale of a Hitler Youth resonate with our current political climate? Or is everyone who watches it, in fact, a Nazi? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to unsuccessfully attempt to tie our (spoiler) dead Mom’s shoes! Bon Appetit!
Caption: “Nice Auschwitz Lady!”
Thursday Feb 13, 2020
Thursday Feb 13, 2020
Ca Caw, Food Courtneys! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!
Sean and Jon saw Birds Of Prey: The Fantabulous Etc. Of Harley Quinn, the sequel to the universally reviled (but profitable) Suicide Squad. Will Margot Robbie’s irresistible charm save the day? Or does DC still stand for Dumb Crap? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to kick ass with roller skates! Bon Appetit!
Caption: “I guess Renee Montoya is not yet on Madonna’s level.....”
Wednesday Feb 05, 2020
Wednesday Feb 05, 2020
There’s a sassy duck, Food Courterlies! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!
Sean and special guest Michael Hampton saw Doolittle, the newest remake of the not-very-beloved classic(?). Will Robert Downey Jr. reprise his role as the only interesting thing in a huge CG mess? Or can no one save this trash? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to pull
some armor out of a dragon’s ass! Bon Appetit!
Wednesday Jan 29, 2020
Wednesday Jan 29, 2020
Cheerio, Food Courtesans! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!
Sean and Jon saw The Gentlemen, the new meta-crime comedy from Guy Ritchie. Will Ritchie’s cleverness have us dancing on the ceiling? Or will we be wishing for his glory days to come back and say, “Hello, is it me you’re looking for?” Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because RACISM! Bon Appetit!
Caption: So you wish this movie was good?
Wednesday Jan 22, 2020
Wednesday Jan 22, 2020
Splash, Food Courtesans! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!
Sean and special guest Josh Lewis saw UNDERWATER, the wettest, wildest ocean monster movie since The Meg. Will Kristen bring some serious Ripley energy? Or will T.J. Miller bring some serious T.J. Miller energy? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because I love moon pies! Bon Appetit!
Caption: Land, Ho!
Tuesday Jan 14, 2020
Tuesday Jan 14, 2020
JELLICLE, Food Courtiers! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!
Sean and Jon and special guest Michael Hampton brought CATS before the Food Court Of Appeals, to see if we need to put these kittens down. Will we unlock the mystery and truly understand the masterpiece CATS truly is? Or is it just the kitty-litter covered turd we always thought it was? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because Jennifer Hudson’s snot reserves are running out! Bon Appetit!
Caption: Faster Pussycats Kill Kill
Friday Jan 10, 2020
Friday Jan 10, 2020
You’re a Jew again, Food Courtneys! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!
Sean and Jon saw Uncut Gems, the newest discomfort machine from The Safdie Brothers. Will Adam Sandler be able to pull from his deep well of talent to play an irritating Jewish man? Or will it be SafDEEZ NUTS? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because this is how we win! Bon Appetit!
Caption: shabbadoobie
Wednesday Jan 01, 2020
Wednesday Jan 01, 2020
Meesa Skywalker, Food Courtesans! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!
Sean and special guest Seth Pomeroy saw Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker, the final film in what they have now decided to call The Skywalker Saga. Will J.J. Abrams tap into the fun and adventure of a classic Star War? Or was digging up Carrie Fisher’s corpse for one last Wars as crass and icky as it sounds? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to meet grandpa! Bon Appetit!
Caption: Engage
Saturday Dec 28, 2019
Saturday Dec 28, 2019
Jellicle cats singing Jellicle nonsense, Food Courtiers! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!
Sean and special guest Michael Hampton saw CATS, the nightmarish film adaptation of the classic musical. Will movie magic make kittens come to life? Or will Judi Dench put the ow in meow? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to decide which cats get boobs! Bon Appetit!
Thursday Dec 19, 2019
Thursday Dec 19, 2019
Deck the Halls with boughs of DEATH, Food Courtesans! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!
Jon and Sean saw Black Christmas, the newest remake of the 1974 horror gem. Will the rich history of socio-political horror gain a new classic? Or just not even close to that at all? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to Cary on my wayward Elwes! Bon Appetit!
Photo Caption: I Don’t Think Ol’ St. Steve Will See This Remake A Hundred Times