Food Court Movie Podcast

Food Court Movie Podcast: Starship Troopers (or, Another Bughunt)

 

The only good bug is a dead bug, Food Courtesans! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Jon, and special guest Mark Anundson watched Starship Troopers, the anti-hate satire from director Paul Verhoeven. Will Johnny Rico make us laugh and then make us think? Or will the battle sequences fall flat as a bug under your boot? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it's time to get naked in the co-ed shower! Bon Appetit!

Food Court Movie Podcast: Seconds (or, Frankenheimerstein’s Monster)

 

I want to be a tennis pro, Food Courtesans! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!

Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Jon, and special guest Carter Glascock watched Seconds, the sci-fi thriller starring Rock Hudson. Will Rock make us think twice about getting experimental surgery from a mysterious organization? Or is this just a long episode of the Twilight Zones? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to stomp some grapes with some pagans! Bon Appetit!

 

Caption: Rock Is Not A Number!

Food Court Movie Podcast: Falling Down (or, Some Things Never Stop Never Changing)

 

Whammy Burger, Food Courtesans! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Jon, and special guest Seth Pomeroy watched Falling Down, the alt-right fantasy starring Michael Douglas. Will Mikey Dougie get his fast food breakfast? Or will we learn an important lesson (don't be bad?) Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it's time to not understand the concept of inflation and wish everything cost what it did in the 60's! Bon Appetit!

 

Caption: It was all just an autistic child's dream.

Food Court Movie Podcast: Cliffhanger (or, Over The Mountaintop)

 

Don't let go, Food Courtesans! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Jon, and special guest Josh "The Judge" Lewis watched Cliffhanger, the rock-climbing action spectacular starring Sylvester "Sly" Stallone. Will our muscles be sore from the non-stop tension of watching Stallone's muscles be ripped? Or will Renny Harlin lose his grip and drop us, screaming, into a chasm? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it's time to shoot a kind old expressionist painter! Bon Appetit!

 

Caption: "Spoiler: He drops her."

Food Court Movie Podcast: Hell Comes To Frogtown (or, Triple Snake Wine)

What in the SAM HELL, Food Courtesans! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Jon, and special guest Rob "Hot Sauce" Haynes watched Hell Comes To Frogtown, the Dystopian Mad Maxian sex romp starring "Rowdy" Roddy Piper. Will the Rowdy One bring us all the one-liner madness we love and respect? Or is the future so dark we don't gotta wear shades? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because you have aroused the three snakes! Bon Appetit!

 

Caption: Gods And Monsters

Food Court Movie Podcast: Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed (or, Scooby Twoby Two: 2 Fast 2 Fur-ious)

 

Raricia Rilverstone, Food Courtesans! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Jon, and special guest Michael Hampton watched Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed, the "live action?" remake of the cartoon classic. Will this be a fitting sequel to the Academy Award winning classic Scooby Doo? Or was that last sentence a lie? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it's time to rill rourself! Bon Appetit!

 

Caption: Rest in Power, King

Food Court Movie Podcast: DREDD (or, The Contagion Of Cop Flicks)

 

I am the law, Food Courtesans! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!

Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Jon, and special guest Gary Fletcher watched DREDD, the brutal future cop blood-bath from Alex Garland. Will Karl Urban grimace his way to a winner? Or will a movie about cops killing without oversight feel too much like a certain present time we don’t wish to name? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to gutturally bark the phrase “Hot Shot!” Bon Appetit!

 

Caption: "Makin' Copies!"

Food Court Movie Podcast: Capone (or, Never bring farts to a poop fight!)

 

Poop, Food Courtesans! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!

Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Jon, and special guest Seth Pomeroy watched CAPONE, the boom-boom biopic starring Tom Hardy. Will Josh Trank redeem himself after the crushing failure of Fant4stic (that’s really how it‘s formatted on the posters)? Or will the dumps just keep on dumpin’? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to call an alligator a bum! Bon Appetit!

 

Caption: He’s doing exactly what you think he’s doing, we’re afraid

Food Court Movie Podcast: Terrified (or, Chipotlegeist)

 

Boo, Food Courtesans! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!

Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Jon, and special guest Josh Lewis watched Terrified, the Argentinian monster movie on Shudder. Will the big bad monster kill people real good? Or will the inter-dimensional scares trap us inside a cabinet with glass in our eyes? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to give a dead kid some milk! Bon Appetit!

 

Caption: Does a body good.

Food Court Movie Podcast: Extraction (or, The Child’s Play Remake We Didn’t Know We Needed)

 

Pew pew, Food Courtesans! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!

Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Jon, and special guest Josh Lewis watched Extraction, the new action movie from The Russo Brothers. Will Thor kill them real good? Or will this be just another steaming pile of Asgarbage? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to beat up children! Bon Appetit!

 

Caption: Don’t worry, kid. They’ll find a way to make a sequel no matter who dies.