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A movie podcast about actually going to the movies.
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Tuesday Dec 10, 2019
Tuesday Dec 10, 2019
Heavy sort-of New Orleans accent, Food Courtesans! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!
Sean and Jon saw Knives Out, the new whodunit from Rian Johnson. Will Johnson’s knack for genre flourish once again? Or will this be some Leia floating around like Mary Poppins kinda bullshit? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to give get nana something to eat. TO EAT! Bon Appetit!
Caption:
And the Oscar goes to……..Daniel Craig
Tuesday Dec 03, 2019
Tuesday Dec 03, 2019
I heard you paint houses, Food Courtiers! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!
Sean and special guest Josh Lewis marveled at The Irishman, the new crime epic from Martin Scorsese. Will the 1-2-3 punch of DeNiro, Pacino, and Pesci knock us out and stomp on our hand? Or will we wish Scorsese de-aged back to 1990? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to give your daughter PTSD! Bon Appetit!
Photo Caption:
Not my Hoffa. Note disconcerting lack of sideburns.
Tuesday Nov 26, 2019
Tuesday Nov 26, 2019
Speedy Delivery, Food Courtiers! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!
Sean and special guest Gary Fletcher saw A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood, the new Mr. Rogers movie starring Tom Hanks. Will this meaty role satiate our hankering for Hanks? Or am I the captain now? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to cry! Bon Appetit!
Caption: We See You, Joaquin
Wednesday Nov 13, 2019
Wednesday Nov 13, 2019
God Bless Wifi, Food Courtesans! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!
Jon and Sean saw Parasite, the new thriller from Bong Joon-Ho. Will anything I write be a spoiler? Can I even mention the basement? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because mentioning the basement definitely feels like a spoiler! Bon Appetit!
Tuesday Nov 05, 2019
Tuesday Nov 05, 2019
We need your clothes, boots, and your motorcycles, Food Courtinators! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!
Sean, Jon, and special guest Josh Lewis (@thejoshfromtn) saw Terminator: Dark Fate, the newest Timebot attack on James Cameron’s most beloved characters. Will Tim Miller use his Deadpool skills to quip the franchise back into shape? Or will we be yelling More Like In-Terminable-nator? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because a Terminator married a lady and grew a beard! Bon Appetit!
Tuesday Oct 29, 2019
Tuesday Oct 29, 2019
Let’s get drunk on lamp oil, Food Courtiers! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!
Sean and Jon saw The Lighthouse, the new surreal thriller from the director of The VVitch. Will Willem kill’em? Or will Eggers have them begging for less? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to marvel at a mermaid’s labia! Bon Appetit!
Wednesday Oct 23, 2019
Wednesday Oct 23, 2019
There’s no place like home, Food Courtesans! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!
Sean and Comedian Chris Crofton (@thecroftonshow) saw Judy, the biopic about.....well, who else? Judy Garland! But here’s the twist: it stars Renee Zelwegger and......well, no one else! Can Nene’s Chicagoan swagger carry the picture? Or should she have been, like Judy herself so many times, replaced with another starlet? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because there’s also a third Will at the very end! Bon Appetit!
Wednesday Oct 16, 2019
Wednesday Oct 16, 2019
Where there’s a Will there’s a Will, Food Courtneys! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!
Sean and Jon saw Gemini Man, Ang Lee’s newest High Frame Rate 3D sci-fi/action spectacular. Will Will will this film into quality? Or has Ang’s obsession with frames gone bad? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because there’s also a third Will at the very end! Bon Appetit!
Tuesday Oct 08, 2019
Tuesday Oct 08, 2019
HA HA HA, Food Courtals! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!
Sean and special guests Michael Hampton and Seth Pomeroy saw JOKER, the newest take on the Clown Prince Of Crime. Will Todd Philips stick the landing from frat comedy to comic book brutalism? Or has Joaquin’s self-flagellation finally gone too far? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because this clown Taxi ain’t gonna Drive(r) itself! Bon Appetit!
Tuesday Oct 01, 2019
Tuesday Oct 01, 2019
You didn’t let me finish, Food Courtiers! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!
Jon and Sean saw The Shining, the horror classic now in 4K (We’re glad they added the extra K.) Will the boys revel in the measured pace of the Kubrick classic? Or will they #cancel the K-man? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because we are completely unreliable assholes! Bon Appetit!