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A movie podcast about actually going to the movies.
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Tuesday Sep 24, 2019
Tuesday Sep 24, 2019
Catch some space Zs, Food Courtneys! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!
Jon and Sean saw Ad Astra, the new space meditation by critical darling James Gray. Will Brad’s performance be (inter)Stellar? Or will it feel 2001 hours long? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because my daddy didn’t wuv me! Bon Appetit!
Tuesday Sep 17, 2019
Tuesday Sep 17, 2019
Climb the pole, Food Courtesans! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!
Sean and special guest Josh Lewis saw Hustlers, the based-on-a-true story of two strippers with a heart of darkness. Will a healthy combination of crime and jiggling bring a smile to your face? Or will the “squad goals” not be “a mood”? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to slip drugs into a man’s drink! Bon Appetit!
Tuesday Sep 10, 2019
Tuesday Sep 10, 2019
What IT is, Food Courtiers? It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Sean, Jon, and special guest Josh Lewis (@thejoshfromtn) saw IT: Chapter 2, the newest big budget adaptation of the Stephen King horror classic(?) Will the sort-of-Star-studded cast shine brightly? Or will the movie be three hours long for some goddamn reason? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it's time to drool while we talk to kids! Bon Appetit!
Wednesday Sep 04, 2019
Wednesday Sep 04, 2019
Great Scott, Food Courtesans! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Sean and Jon saw Don't Let Me Go, the new time thriller from Blumhouse. Will David Oyelowo prevent a crime that has already happened? Or will the audience be mostly confused and occasionally horrified? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it's time to brutally murder a child more than one time... Bon Appetit!
Wednesday Aug 28, 2019
Wednesday Aug 28, 2019
We want Wadsworth; yes we do! We want Wadsworth; how about you!?
Get a clue, Food Courtesans! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Sean and special guest Gary Fletcher saw Ready Or Not, the new not-quite remake of Clue. Will the murders satisfy our incessant blood lust? Or will we just be back at the theater next week to sip on more blood? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid, because it's time to ask, "Are you sure that's not Margot Robbie?" Bon Appetit!
Wednesday Aug 21, 2019
Wednesday Aug 21, 2019
Cambodian Dream Dusty Rhodes
I loved you in Wall Street, Food Courtiers! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Sean and Jon saw Apocalypse Now: The Final Very Last Cut, the very most final cut of Francis Ford Coppola's Vietnam classic. Will this new cut still have Marlon Brando? Or is it just two and a half hours of Larry Fishburne dancing with his shirt off? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it's time to say "the horror!" Bon Appetit!
Tuesday Aug 13, 2019
Tuesday Aug 13, 2019
Up Next, We're Afraid
Where's my big toe, Food Courtiers? It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Sean and Special Guest Michael Hampton saw Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark, the new YA scary movie based on the popular book series. Will it be a spooky treat for all ages? Or milquetoast macabre for no one at all? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it's time to slowly chase a teen! Bon Appetit!
Tuesday Aug 06, 2019
Tuesday Aug 06, 2019
BADASSES
Oil up your pecs, Food Courtiers! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Sean and Special Guest Brian Bates (@brianbatescomic) saw Fast & Furious Presents: The Rock (Hobbs?) & (vs?) Shaw (Jason Statham!) Will the boys blow 'em up real good? Or will they blow it very badly? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it's time to go to Samoa! Bon Appetit!
Thursday Aug 01, 2019
Thursday Aug 01, 2019
Sadly, the purse-lipped King of Californication isn't in Tarantino's new jam, but the Kalifornia Kid sure is.
Name a more iconic duo. We'll wait.
Alright Wood Hollies, let's get Hollywoodin'! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to.
Jon and Sean saw Once Upon a Time dot dot dot in Hollywood, the brand new comedy (?) from soon-to-be-cancelled Quentin Tarantino. Will this blast from the past from the (alternate) past be a blast? Or has Tarantino finally disappeared up his own ass? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it's time to slap your dirty feet on the dashboard! Bon Appetit!
Monday Jul 22, 2019
Monday Jul 22, 2019
Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Satenya, Food Lions! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Sean and special guest Laura Peek saw The Lion King (2019), the new "Live Action" remake from the makers of all media, Walt Disney Fascist Movie Corp. Will this new version of the cartoon classic be a total waste of time? Or will it be something far worse? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it's time to pale in comparison to the original! Bon Appetit!