Food Court Movie Podcast

Food Court Movie Podcast: Upgrade (or, Held In Contempt)

 

I can walk, Food Courtesans! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!

Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean and Jon dove into UPGRADE, the sci-fi horror classic from Leigh Whannell. Will the boys gush more than a 90s fruit snack? Or will they rip the movie apart like a strip of a different 90s fruit snack: Fruit by the Foot? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to break a man’s humerus and shoot him with his own bio-mechanical arm gun! Bon Appetit!

 

Caption: Not hardly Hardy, but he’ll do!

Food Court Movie Podcast: Greed (or, Greed is NOT Good)

 

Show me the money, Food Courtesans! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!

Sean and special guest Michael Hampton saw Greed, the new satire from Michael Winterbottom. Will this comedy insightfully slice and dice the lifestyles of the rich and famous? Or will it crash like the stock market? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to deposit all of our vast wealth in tax-free offshore accounts! Bon Appetit!

 

Caption: Trigger Warning: Pervs

Food Court Movie Podcast: Invisible Man (or, Hollower Man)

 

He’s right behind you, Food Victims! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!

Sean and special guest Michael Hampton saw The Invisible Man, the sequel to Tom Cruise’s the Mummy. Can Leigh Whannell re-reach the high heights of Upgrade? Or has all his skill DISAPPEARED? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to for a floating knife to cut all our throats! Bon Appetit!

 

Caption: “Dr. Invisible Rosenpenis”

Food Court Movie Podcast: Call of The Wild (or, Why Are You Wearing That Stupid Human Suit?)

 

Ow wooooo, Food Wolves! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!

Sean, Jon, and special guest Josh Lewis, saw The Call Of The Wild, the very newest CGI dog movie of all time. Will this heartwarming tale of a codger and his dog heal the nation? Or is it just a mocap man pretending to be dog and, thus, deeply uncomfortable? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to find a 7 foot tall black guy in the Yukon! Bon Appetit!

 

Caption: "Chewie Wept"

Food Court Movie Podcast: JoJo Rabbit (or, The Day The Clown Cried)

 

Heil, Food Courtlers! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!

Sean and Jon saw Jojo Rabbit, the “anti-hate satire” from Taika Waititi. Will this tale of a Hitler Youth resonate with our current political climate? Or is everyone who watches it, in fact, a Nazi? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to unsuccessfully attempt to tie our (spoiler) dead Mom’s shoes! Bon Appetit!

 

Caption: “Nice Auschwitz Lady!”

Food Court Movie Podcast: Birds of Prey (or, Birds On A Wire)

Ca Caw, Food Courtneys! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!

Sean and Jon saw Birds Of Prey: The Fantabulous Etc. Of Harley Quinn, the sequel to the universally reviled (but profitable) Suicide Squad. Will Margot Robbie’s irresistible charm save the day? Or does DC still stand for Dumb Crap? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to kick ass with roller skates! Bon Appetit!

 

Caption: “I guess Renee Montoya is not yet on Madonna’s level.....”

Food Court Movie Podcast: Doolittle (or, Do As Little With Your Talent As Possible)

 

There’s a sassy duck, Food Courterlies! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!

Sean and special guest Michael Hampton saw Doolittle, the newest remake of the not-very-beloved classic(?). Will Robert Downey Jr. reprise his role as the only interesting thing in a huge CG mess? Or can no one save this trash? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to pull
some armor out of a dragon’s ass! Bon Appetit!

Food Court Movie Podcast: The Gentlemen (or, Dads of Anarchy)

Cheerio, Food Courtesans! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!

Sean and Jon saw The Gentlemen, the new meta-crime comedy from Guy Ritchie. Will Ritchie’s cleverness have us dancing on the ceiling? Or will we be wishing for his glory days to come back and say, “Hello, is it me you’re looking for?” Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because RACISM! Bon Appetit!

 

Caption: So you wish this movie was good?

Food Court Movie Podcast: Underwater (or, You can’t hold your breath and apply mascara at the same time)

Splash, Food Courtesans! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!

Sean and special guest Josh Lewis saw UNDERWATER, the wettest, wildest ocean monster movie since The Meg. Will Kristen bring some serious Ripley energy? Or will T.J. Miller bring some serious T.J. Miller energy? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because I love moon pies! Bon Appetit!

 

Caption: Land, Ho!

Food Court Movie Podcast: Cats (or, Putting Out Fires With Gasoline)

JELLICLE, Food Courtiers! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!

Sean and Jon and special guest Michael Hampton brought CATS before the Food Court Of Appeals, to see if we need to put these kittens down. Will we unlock the mystery and truly understand the masterpiece CATS truly is? Or is it just the kitty-litter covered turd we always thought it was? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because Jennifer Hudson’s snot reserves are running out! Bon Appetit!

 

Caption: Faster Pussycats Kill Kill