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A movie podcast about actually going to the movies.
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Friday Jan 10, 2020
Friday Jan 10, 2020
You’re a Jew again, Food Courtneys! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!
Sean and Jon saw Uncut Gems, the newest discomfort machine from The Safdie Brothers. Will Adam Sandler be able to pull from his deep well of talent to play an irritating Jewish man? Or will it be SafDEEZ NUTS? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because this is how we win! Bon Appetit!
Caption: shabbadoobie
Wednesday Jan 01, 2020
Wednesday Jan 01, 2020
Meesa Skywalker, Food Courtesans! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!
Sean and special guest Seth Pomeroy saw Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker, the final film in what they have now decided to call The Skywalker Saga. Will J.J. Abrams tap into the fun and adventure of a classic Star War? Or was digging up Carrie Fisher’s corpse for one last Wars as crass and icky as it sounds? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to meet grandpa! Bon Appetit!
Caption: Engage
Saturday Dec 28, 2019
Saturday Dec 28, 2019
Jellicle cats singing Jellicle nonsense, Food Courtiers! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!
Sean and special guest Michael Hampton saw CATS, the nightmarish film adaptation of the classic musical. Will movie magic make kittens come to life? Or will Judi Dench put the ow in meow? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to decide which cats get boobs! Bon Appetit!
Thursday Dec 19, 2019
Thursday Dec 19, 2019
Deck the Halls with boughs of DEATH, Food Courtesans! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!
Jon and Sean saw Black Christmas, the newest remake of the 1974 horror gem. Will the rich history of socio-political horror gain a new classic? Or just not even close to that at all? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to Cary on my wayward Elwes! Bon Appetit!
Photo Caption: I Don’t Think Ol’ St. Steve Will See This Remake A Hundred Times
Tuesday Dec 10, 2019
Tuesday Dec 10, 2019
Heavy sort-of New Orleans accent, Food Courtesans! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!
Sean and Jon saw Knives Out, the new whodunit from Rian Johnson. Will Johnson’s knack for genre flourish once again? Or will this be some Leia floating around like Mary Poppins kinda bullshit? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to give get nana something to eat. TO EAT! Bon Appetit!
Caption:
And the Oscar goes to……..Daniel Craig
Tuesday Dec 03, 2019
Tuesday Dec 03, 2019
I heard you paint houses, Food Courtiers! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!
Sean and special guest Josh Lewis marveled at The Irishman, the new crime epic from Martin Scorsese. Will the 1-2-3 punch of DeNiro, Pacino, and Pesci knock us out and stomp on our hand? Or will we wish Scorsese de-aged back to 1990? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to give your daughter PTSD! Bon Appetit!
Photo Caption:
Not my Hoffa. Note disconcerting lack of sideburns.
Tuesday Nov 26, 2019
Tuesday Nov 26, 2019
Speedy Delivery, Food Courtiers! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!
Sean and special guest Gary Fletcher saw A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood, the new Mr. Rogers movie starring Tom Hanks. Will this meaty role satiate our hankering for Hanks? Or am I the captain now? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to cry! Bon Appetit!
Caption: We See You, Joaquin
Wednesday Nov 13, 2019
Wednesday Nov 13, 2019
God Bless Wifi, Food Courtesans! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!
Jon and Sean saw Parasite, the new thriller from Bong Joon-Ho. Will anything I write be a spoiler? Can I even mention the basement? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because mentioning the basement definitely feels like a spoiler! Bon Appetit!
Tuesday Nov 05, 2019
Tuesday Nov 05, 2019
We need your clothes, boots, and your motorcycles, Food Courtinators! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!
Sean, Jon, and special guest Josh Lewis (@thejoshfromtn) saw Terminator: Dark Fate, the newest Timebot attack on James Cameron’s most beloved characters. Will Tim Miller use his Deadpool skills to quip the franchise back into shape? Or will we be yelling More Like In-Terminable-nator? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because a Terminator married a lady and grew a beard! Bon Appetit!
Tuesday Oct 29, 2019
Tuesday Oct 29, 2019
Let’s get drunk on lamp oil, Food Courtiers! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!
Sean and Jon saw The Lighthouse, the new surreal thriller from the director of The VVitch. Will Willem kill’em? Or will Eggers have them begging for less? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to marvel at a mermaid’s labia! Bon Appetit!