Food Court Movie Podcast

Food Court Movie Podcast Episode 49: Midsommar (or, FYREFEST Y'ALL)

Furry Subreddit Gonna Love This One

 

Don't jump, Hair Pies! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Jon and Sean saw MIDSOMMAR, the new folk horror movie from Director Ari Aster. Will this new adventure in violence and toxic relationships click (wink) like Hereditary? Or will the sophomore slump hit Aster as it did our dear Mr. Peele? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it's time to hit an old man with a wooden hammer! Bon Appetit!

Food Court Movie Podcast Episode 48: Spider-Man: Far From Home (or, Zero Mentions Of Tom Holland Self-Consciously Dancing)

Worship At The Altar Of Gyllyballs

 

Love is in the air, Food Spiders! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to.

Sean and special guest Matt Boyd (@mattnealboyd) saw Spider-Man: Far From Home, the newest adventure from our favorite web-slinger. Will Spidey swing into our hearts like he did in Homecoming? Or will the ghost of (Spoiler Alert) Iron Man haunt them? Tune in to find it!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it's time to confess our love (for infinite earths)! Bon Appetit!

Food Court Movie Podcast Episode 47: Child's Play (or, The Chuckie Awakens)

Apparently Jennifer Tilly and Brad Dourif weren't available

 

Use The Force, Food Soldiers! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to.

Sean, Jon and filmmaker/comedian/shitbird Seth Pomeroy (@sethpomeroy) saw the latest installment in the revered Star Wars franchise - this chapter curiously titled "Child's Play"! Wait, what? It's a reboot of The Chuckie Franchise? You don't say! Wait well then why is Mark Hamill in it? WHAT?! Where the fuck is Brad Dourif?! Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, turn off your murderous phones, and pop some antacid because it's time to PLAY WITH CHILDREN! Bon Appetit!

Food Court Movie Podcast Episode 46: Saving Private Ryan (or, How About Not Saving Ed Burns)

How WILL Tom Hanks get out of this pickle?

 

Take the beach, Food Soldiers! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to.

Sean and Jon saw Saving Private Ryan, the little seen World War 2 drama from Art House Director Stefan Spielburg. Will they save Private Ryan? Or will he die like so many of our boys did on that fateful D-Day? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it's time to pray before we murder Nazis! Bon Appetit!

Food Court Movie Podcast Episode 45: The Dead Don't Die (or, Groundhog Day of the Dead)

Groundhog Day of the Dead

 

Kill the head, Food Chuggers! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to.

Sean and special guest Josh Lewis saw The Dead Don't Die, the new star-studded zombie comedy from Jim Jarmusch. Does Jim have a clever twist to bring to the tired zombie genre? Or should no one ever make a zombie movie ever again? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it's time to break the fourth wall so hard you skin your knees on popcorn kernels! Bon Appetit!

Food Court Movie Podcast Episode 44: Dark Phoenix (or, Homo Inferior)

Homo Superior

 

Food Muties, to me! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to.

Sean and Jon watched "X-Men: Dark Phoenix", Sony's mercifully final foray into the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Will the flimsy filmic analog for the civil rights movement give us one more mutagen-muddled thrill ride or will the children of the atom let us down one last time before going the way of the dodo (or The Fantastic Four)? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacids because it's time to wonder just what the fuck happened to Magneto between 1992 and 2000 to make him go from Fassbender's muscular cock diesel spy hunter to Ian McKellan's ballbag chess-playing Old Maid. Bon Appetit!

Food Court Movie Podcast Episode 43: Ma (or, NO MAAM)

Sew your mouth shut, Food Cretins! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to.

Sean and special guest Josh Lewis saw "Ma," the new thriller starring Octavia Spencer. Will this classic tale of teens being befriended by an older woman who has a dark past thrill? Or will it spill (which is bad)? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it's time to put on your denim hat that is bedazzled with the word "sexy!" Bon Appetit!

Food Court Movie Podcast Episode 42: Aladdin (or, Blue Man Poop)

Arabian Niiiiiiiights Food Courtneys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to.

Sean and special guest Gary Fletcher of Which Is Better? podcast saw the new live-action (is it really?) remake of Aladdin. Will Will Smith rob Robin Williams of his genie crown? Or will remaking a beloved movie and only changing it slightly turn out to be as bad of an idea as it sounds if you just say it out loud? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it's time to stare at some sexy people in colorful outfits! Bon Appetit!

Food Court Movie Podcast Episode 41: John Wick 3 (or, JOHN WICK 3)

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Food Court Movie Podcast: High Life (or, Old Black Water, Keep On Spurting)

Ground control to major Food! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to.

Jon and Sean saw the new sci-fi meditation from Claire Denis. Will Robert Pattinson sparkle in space? Or will the black hole of sadness eat us alive? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it's time to ride the fuck machine! Bon Apetit!