Episodes

Wednesday Oct 23, 2019
Food Court Movie Podcast: Judy (or, Somewhere Over Some Studio-Provided Blow)
Wednesday Oct 23, 2019
Wednesday Oct 23, 2019
There’s no place like home, Food Courtesans! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!
Sean and Comedian Chris Crofton (@thecroftonshow) saw Judy, the biopic about.....well, who else? Judy Garland! But here’s the twist: it stars Renee Zelwegger and......well, no one else! Can Nene’s Chicagoan swagger carry the picture? Or should she have been, like Judy herself so many times, replaced with another starlet? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because there’s also a third Will at the very end! Bon Appetit!

Wednesday Oct 16, 2019
Food Court Movie Podcast: Gemini Man (or, Will.i.am)
Wednesday Oct 16, 2019
Wednesday Oct 16, 2019
Where there’s a Will there’s a Will, Food Courtneys! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!
Sean and Jon saw Gemini Man, Ang Lee’s newest High Frame Rate 3D sci-fi/action spectacular. Will Will will this film into quality? Or has Ang’s obsession with frames gone bad? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because there’s also a third Will at the very end! Bon Appetit!

Tuesday Oct 08, 2019
Food Court Movie Podcast: Joker (or, woop woop)
Tuesday Oct 08, 2019
Tuesday Oct 08, 2019
HA HA HA, Food Courtals! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!
Sean and special guests Michael Hampton and Seth Pomeroy saw JOKER, the newest take on the Clown Prince Of Crime. Will Todd Philips stick the landing from frat comedy to comic book brutalism? Or has Joaquin’s self-flagellation finally gone too far? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because this clown Taxi ain’t gonna Drive(r) itself! Bon Appetit!

Tuesday Oct 01, 2019
Food Court Movie Podcast: The Shining (or, NOT the Stephen Weber Classic)
Tuesday Oct 01, 2019
Tuesday Oct 01, 2019
You didn’t let me finish, Food Courtiers! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!
Jon and Sean saw The Shining, the horror classic now in 4K (We’re glad they added the extra K.) Will the boys revel in the measured pace of the Kubrick classic? Or will they #cancel the K-man? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because we are completely unreliable assholes! Bon Appetit!

Tuesday Sep 24, 2019
Tuesday Sep 24, 2019
Catch some space Zs, Food Courtneys! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!
Jon and Sean saw Ad Astra, the new space meditation by critical darling James Gray. Will Brad’s performance be (inter)Stellar? Or will it feel 2001 hours long? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because my daddy didn’t wuv me! Bon Appetit!

Tuesday Sep 17, 2019
Food Court Movie Podcast: Hustlers (or, Insert Cardi B Noise Here)
Tuesday Sep 17, 2019
Tuesday Sep 17, 2019
Climb the pole, Food Courtesans! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!
Sean and special guest Josh Lewis saw Hustlers, the based-on-a-true story of two strippers with a heart of darkness. Will a healthy combination of crime and jiggling bring a smile to your face? Or will the “squad goals” not be “a mood”? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to slip drugs into a man’s drink! Bon Appetit!

Tuesday Sep 10, 2019
Food Court Movie Podcast: IT Chapter 2 (or, IT Stinks!)
Tuesday Sep 10, 2019
Tuesday Sep 10, 2019
What IT is, Food Courtiers? It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Sean, Jon, and special guest Josh Lewis (@thejoshfromtn) saw IT: Chapter 2, the newest big budget adaptation of the Stephen King horror classic(?) Will the sort-of-Star-studded cast shine brightly? Or will the movie be three hours long for some goddamn reason? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it's time to drool while we talk to kids! Bon Appetit!

Wednesday Sep 04, 2019
Food Court Movie Podcast: Don’t Let Go (or, Please, Let It Go)
Wednesday Sep 04, 2019
Wednesday Sep 04, 2019
Great Scott, Food Courtesans! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Sean and Jon saw Don't Let Me Go, the new time thriller from Blumhouse. Will David Oyelowo prevent a crime that has already happened? Or will the audience be mostly confused and occasionally horrified? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it's time to brutally murder a child more than one time... Bon Appetit!

Wednesday Aug 28, 2019
Food Court Movie Podcast: Ready Or Not (or, Not Quite clueless In So Many Ways)
Wednesday Aug 28, 2019
Wednesday Aug 28, 2019
We want Wadsworth; yes we do! We want Wadsworth; how about you!?
Get a clue, Food Courtesans! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Sean and special guest Gary Fletcher saw Ready Or Not, the new not-quite remake of Clue. Will the murders satisfy our incessant blood lust? Or will we just be back at the theater next week to sip on more blood? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid, because it's time to ask, "Are you sure that's not Margot Robbie?" Bon Appetit!

Wednesday Aug 21, 2019
Food Court Movie Podcast: Apocalypse Now - Final Cut (or, Final Water Buffalo Cut)
Wednesday Aug 21, 2019
Wednesday Aug 21, 2019
Cambodian Dream Dusty Rhodes
I loved you in Wall Street, Food Courtiers! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Sean and Jon saw Apocalypse Now: The Final Very Last Cut, the very most final cut of Francis Ford Coppola's Vietnam classic. Will this new cut still have Marlon Brando? Or is it just two and a half hours of Larry Fishburne dancing with his shirt off? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it's time to say "the horror!" Bon Appetit!