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A movie podcast about actually going to the movies.
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Monday May 06, 2019
Monday May 06, 2019
Lube up, Star Whackers! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to.
Sean and Jon saw The Intruder, which stars the least of the Quaid Dynasty which, if you are following Randy's career and/or social media accounts, really is saying something. Will Dennis' forays out of the Christian Canine genre provide as many chills and thrills as Randy's tweets? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacids and maybe even some cocaine, 'cause this Intruder is not so alert. Bon Appetit!
Monday Apr 29, 2019
Monday Apr 29, 2019
Assemble, Food Court Costumed Crusaders! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to.
Sean and Jon saw Avengers: Endgame, the latest and greatest installment in the Marvel cinematic universe. Do the boys mean "greatest" because it's a spellbinding Wagnerian 4-color epic that just won't quit? Or are the boys being overly literal because the movie clocks in at over THREE HOURS? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacids and maybe even some tissues because ERRBODY GETS TO CRY IN THIS ONE! Bon Appetit!
Monday Apr 22, 2019
Monday Apr 22, 2019
BOO, Food Courtesans! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to.
Sean and Jon, with special guest Josh Lewis, saw The Curse of La Llorona, the new spook show from The Conjuring cinematic universe. Will this be another simple and effective scare machine like some of the CCU's best? Or will it be more like The Nun 2: Nunner One Stunner? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it's time to drown your sons! Bon Apetit!
Tuesday Apr 16, 2019
Tuesday Apr 16, 2019
Gootin TAG, Food Courtesans! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the halls and the movie halls so you don't have to.
By popular demand, Jon and Sean saw Hellboy, the new remake of that movie that didn't come out very long ago from once-promising director Neil Marshall. Is this the third remake we've done in a row? How many severed heads were there? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it's time to shine up that cleavage! Bon Apetit!
Wednesday Apr 10, 2019
Wednesday Apr 10, 2019
Mourn your dead child, Food Courtesans! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to.
Jon, Sean and special guest Josh Lewis took a quiet job in the country and saw Pet Sematary, the new remake of the horror classic. Will this be a reimagining on the level of The Fly or The Thing? Or a remix on the level of our wokest feelings about Remix to Ignition? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it's time to say goodbye to your Achilles' tendon! Bon Appetit!
Monday Apr 01, 2019
Monday Apr 01, 2019
Strap on your fake arm, Food Courtiers! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to.
Sean and special guests Gary Fletcher and Michael Hampton snorted some feathers to see Dumbo, Tim Burton's remake of the children's classic. Will Tim's fantastical eye be the perfect thing to bring the big-eared pachyderm back to the screen? Or will his unbroken streak of mediocre to horrible films continue unabated? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it's time to put on a wig and chew some scenery. Bon Appetit!
Monday Mar 25, 2019
Monday Mar 25, 2019
Get out your scissors, Food Courtneys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to.
Jon and Sean donned their red jump suits to see Us, the new horror movie from Jordan Peele, starring Lupita Nyong'o. Will Peele's new nightmare live up to the promise of Get Out? Or will the dreaded sophomore slump rear its ugly, but actually it looks exactly like me, head? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it's time to kill your self! Bon Appetit!
Monday Mar 18, 2019
Monday Mar 18, 2019
Strap on your bug blocking necklace, Food Courtheads! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to.
Sean and Jon were turned into a pink mist by alien weapons while seeing Captive State, the new sci-fi thriller starring John Goodman. Will hard sci-fi be the perfect genre to talk about our treacherous times? Or is Trump a great president (the greatest president?) and not deserving of such pointed commentary? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because you're a good man John Goodman! Bon Appetit!
Monday Mar 11, 2019
Monday Mar 11, 2019
You can be my wingman anytime, Food Courtiers! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to.
Jon and Sean slipped into something more comfortable (a bomber jacket) and saw Captain Marvel, the newest installment in the Marvel Cinematic Television Universe (MCTU.) Will Captain Marvel and her star-studded cast burn up the screen with their talent? Or will it crumble under the weight of its own 90s references? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because we've got the need...the NEED FOR SPEED! Bon Appetit!
Monday Mar 04, 2019
Monday Mar 04, 2019
Hey now, gym rats! It’s time for a very special CROSSOVER episode of FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to.
Sean, Jon, and Chuck Anderson from Fastbreak Breakfast NBA Podcast (@fastbreakbreak) watched High Flying Bird, Stephen Soderbergh’s latest foray into the sports film genre and, this time, he shot it all on a dang iPhone! Will ol’ Steve remember to turn the phone sideways before he hits record? Will Chuck & Jon be able to recreate their chemistry on a different podcast court (Jon happens to be one of the hosts of Fastbreak Breakfast)? Does Sean know enough about basketball to even keep up? Tune in to find out!
So pump up your Reebok’s, wipe the soles of your shoes, grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacids because it’s time to hoop it up! Bon Appetit!