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A movie podcast about actually going to the movies.
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Monday Feb 25, 2019
Monday Feb 25, 2019
Oh you didn’t know? Your ass better call somebody, for it’s time for a rumbling episode of FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to.
Sean, Jon, and Atlanta-based comedian Joe Kelley watched Fighting With My Family, the new WWE films Rasslin Movie from......wait for it.........Stephen Merchant! Can Vince Vaughn shake off the ring rust in a truly twisted casting choice as an ersatz Dusty Rhodes or will this be a No Holds Barred Dookie Drive-In Special? Tune in to find out!
What we want right now is for all you fat, pencil-necked, rooty-poo candy-assed sweathogs to shut your mouth and grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacids because it’s Wrestlemania ‘round these parts! Bon Appetit!
Sunday Feb 17, 2019
Sunday Feb 17, 2019
Open your big-ass eyes, Food Courtals! It’s time for a new episode of FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to.
Sean and Jon watched Alita: Battle Angel, the new robo manga fight fest from Robert Rodriguez. Will Christoph and his robo baby Waltz away with the filmic victory? Or does CGI stand for Can’t Get Into (it)? Tune in to find out!
Grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacids because it’s time to cut a man in half with a Martian sword! Bon Appetit!
Friday Feb 08, 2019
Friday Feb 08, 2019
Saw off your rifles, Food Courtneys! It’s time for a new episode of FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to.
Jon and Sean watched Cold Pursuit, the new dark dramedy starring the problematic man who shall not be named, two guys from The Wire, and WILLIAM FUCKING FORSYTHE. Will revenge be as sweet as a steaming hot bowl of deer stew? Or do gallows humor and controversy not mix? How long can Tom Bateman keep a straight face doing a full on Heath Ledger Joker impression? Tune in to find out!
Grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacids because it’s time to kill a guy named Speedo! Bon Appetit!
Saturday Feb 02, 2019
Saturday Feb 02, 2019
Polish your spheres, Food Courtesans! It’s time for a new episode of FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to.
Sean and Jon watched Velvet Buzzsaw, the new horror/comedy(?) starring Jake Gyllenhall. Will this art-world satire splash blood around like a sanguine Pollack? Or will the Netflix curse of mediocrity strike again? Tune in to find out!
Grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacids because it’s time to tease the Hoboman! Bon Appetit!
Saturday Jan 19, 2019
Saturday Jan 19, 2019
Flip your wigs, Food Courters! It’s time for a new episode of FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to.
Sean and Jon welcome special guest Michael Hampton as they watch Destroyer, the new thriller starring Nicole Kidman. Will the twists and turns blow our minds like a bank heist dye pack? Or will Nicole’s makeup not make it? Tune in to find out!
Grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacids because it’s time to stare at seagulls! Bon Appetit!
Friday Jan 11, 2019
Friday Jan 11, 2019
Boot up the drive, Food Courdials! It’s time for a new episode of FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to.
Sean and Jon grew some sexy stubble to see Replicas, the new sci-fi thriller starring Keanu Reeves. Will Keanu use his badass kung-fu to kick a clone through a window? Or will schlock whisk Jon away to the sunny shores of napland? Tune in to find out!
Grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacids because it’s time to tear our own faces off! Bon Appetit!
Saturday Jan 05, 2019
Saturday Jan 05, 2019
Get a clue, Food Courtneys! It’s time for a new episode of FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to.
Sean and Jon welcome special guest Carter Glascock to lock in with Escape Room, the new thriller from the Director of the fourth(?) Insidious movie. Will the puzzles please the palate of these three Pjorkers? Or will the boys be torn apart by a Saw ripoff? Tune in to find out!
Grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacids because it’s time to find the key and get the hell out of here! Bon Appetit!
Monday Dec 31, 2018
Monday Dec 31, 2018
Get out your magnifying glass, Food Courtesans! It’s time for a new episode of FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!
Jon and Sean donned their deerstalker hats to see Holmes and Watson, starring Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly. Will the duo re-capture the magic of Talladega Nights? Or will the mystery of comedy remain unsolved? Tune in to find out!
Grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacids because it’s elementary, my dear Watson! Bon Appetit!
Saturday Dec 22, 2018
Saturday Dec 22, 2018
Permission to come aboard, Food Dudes? It's time for a new episode of FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Sean and Special Guest Gary Fletcher donned their skin-tight orange armor to see Aquaman, starring Jason Momoa. Will James Wan make a super hero movie that's scary good? Or will the Ocean Master be fish food? Tune in to find out!
Grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacids because it's time to eat some roses! Bon Apetit!
Saturday Dec 15, 2018
Saturday Dec 15, 2018
A nation mourns as Yorgos forgets to cast Colin Farrell
Dust off your C-words, Food Courtiers! It’s time for a new episode of FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!
Jon, Sean, and Special Guest Michael Hampton tied the corsets tight to see The Favourite, starring Rachel Weisz and Emma Stone. Will Yorgos Lanthimos make our hack dreams come true with our new “Favourite” movie? Or will it will be off with our heads? (Different Queen, I know.) Tune in to find out!
Grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacids because it’s time to eat cake until we puke! Bon Appetit!