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A movie podcast about actually going to the movies.
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Monday Jun 03, 2019
Monday Jun 03, 2019
Sew your mouth shut, Food Cretins! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to.
Sean and special guest Josh Lewis saw "Ma," the new thriller starring Octavia Spencer. Will this classic tale of teens being befriended by an older woman who has a dark past thrill? Or will it spill (which is bad)? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it's time to put on your denim hat that is bedazzled with the word "sexy!" Bon Appetit!
Tuesday May 28, 2019
Tuesday May 28, 2019
Arabian Niiiiiiiights Food Courtneys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to.
Sean and special guest Gary Fletcher of Which Is Better? podcast saw the new live-action (is it really?) remake of Aladdin. Will Will Smith rob Robin Williams of his genie crown? Or will remaking a beloved movie and only changing it slightly turn out to be as bad of an idea as it sounds if you just say it out loud? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it's time to stare at some sexy people in colorful outfits! Bon Appetit!
Tuesday May 21, 2019
Tuesday May 21, 2019
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Monday May 13, 2019
Monday May 13, 2019
Ground control to major Food! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to.
Jon and Sean saw the new sci-fi meditation from Claire Denis. Will Robert Pattinson sparkle in space? Or will the black hole of sadness eat us alive? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it's time to ride the fuck machine! Bon Apetit!
Monday May 06, 2019
Monday May 06, 2019
Lube up, Star Whackers! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to.
Sean and Jon saw The Intruder, which stars the least of the Quaid Dynasty which, if you are following Randy's career and/or social media accounts, really is saying something. Will Dennis' forays out of the Christian Canine genre provide as many chills and thrills as Randy's tweets? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacids and maybe even some cocaine, 'cause this Intruder is not so alert. Bon Appetit!
Monday Apr 29, 2019
Monday Apr 29, 2019
Assemble, Food Court Costumed Crusaders! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to.
Sean and Jon saw Avengers: Endgame, the latest and greatest installment in the Marvel cinematic universe. Do the boys mean "greatest" because it's a spellbinding Wagnerian 4-color epic that just won't quit? Or are the boys being overly literal because the movie clocks in at over THREE HOURS? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacids and maybe even some tissues because ERRBODY GETS TO CRY IN THIS ONE! Bon Appetit!
Monday Apr 22, 2019
Monday Apr 22, 2019
BOO, Food Courtesans! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to.
Sean and Jon, with special guest Josh Lewis, saw The Curse of La Llorona, the new spook show from The Conjuring cinematic universe. Will this be another simple and effective scare machine like some of the CCU's best? Or will it be more like The Nun 2: Nunner One Stunner? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it's time to drown your sons! Bon Apetit!
Tuesday Apr 16, 2019
Tuesday Apr 16, 2019
Gootin TAG, Food Courtesans! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the halls and the movie halls so you don't have to.
By popular demand, Jon and Sean saw Hellboy, the new remake of that movie that didn't come out very long ago from once-promising director Neil Marshall. Is this the third remake we've done in a row? How many severed heads were there? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it's time to shine up that cleavage! Bon Apetit!
Wednesday Apr 10, 2019
Wednesday Apr 10, 2019
Mourn your dead child, Food Courtesans! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to.
Jon, Sean and special guest Josh Lewis took a quiet job in the country and saw Pet Sematary, the new remake of the horror classic. Will this be a reimagining on the level of The Fly or The Thing? Or a remix on the level of our wokest feelings about Remix to Ignition? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it's time to say goodbye to your Achilles' tendon! Bon Appetit!
Monday Apr 01, 2019
Monday Apr 01, 2019
Strap on your fake arm, Food Courtiers! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to.
Sean and special guests Gary Fletcher and Michael Hampton snorted some feathers to see Dumbo, Tim Burton's remake of the children's classic. Will Tim's fantastical eye be the perfect thing to bring the big-eared pachyderm back to the screen? Or will his unbroken streak of mediocre to horrible films continue unabated? Tune in to find out!
So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it's time to put on a wig and chew some scenery. Bon Appetit!