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A movie podcast about actually going to the movies.
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Friday Dec 07, 2018
Friday Dec 07, 2018
Accio wand, Food dudes! It’s time for a new episode of FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!
Sean and John tossed on their tweed and put in one weird contact lens to see Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindlewald, starring Johnny Depp and Jude Law (Eddie Redmayne is also in it.) Will Newt crundlebun the wild dindle? Or is Grindlewald committing a hate crime against the audience itself? Tune in to find out!
Grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacids because it’s time to ride the kelp monster! Bon Appetit!
Friday Nov 30, 2018
Friday Nov 30, 2018
Put up your dukes, Food Courtiers! It’s time for a new episode of FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!
Sean and Jon laced up their gloves and slipped into their shiniest shorts to see Creed II, starring Michael B. Jordan and Sylvester Stallone. Can Steven Caple Jr. fill the Directorial shoes of Ryan Coogler and pack the same emotional punch? Or is Creed II just another palooka with a glass jaw, doomed to fall in the first? Tune in to find out!
Grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacids because it’s time to Dolph every Lundgren! Bon Appetit!
Thursday Nov 22, 2018
Thursday Nov 22, 2018
Happy Thanksgiving, Food Courtesans! It’s time for another episode of FOOD COURT, your new favorite podcast where we brave the malls and movie halls so you don’t have to!
Josh Lewis (@thejoshfromtn) from the horror movie podcast “Letters From Camp Blood” joins Sean for yet another reboot of that old Thanksgiving Classic "Robin Hood". Can Jamie Foxx finally lead the noble savages to victory against Ben Mendelssohn’s unsavory pilgrims? Can Harry Redmayne play Robin Hood with the same virile energy he lent to his stirring portrayal of Stephen Hawking? Is Harry Redmayne even in this movie? Is Jon writing this summary with almost no knowledge of the film and without having yet listened to the podcast? Tune in to find out!
Grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and get out your antacids, because it’s time to feast your ears on some celluloid cellulite! Bon Appetit, Merry Men & Women!
Friday Nov 16, 2018
Friday Nov 16, 2018
Load your glocks, Food Courtesans! It’s time for a new episode of FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!
Jon and Sean snuck in to see WIDOWS, the new heist drama from Steve McQueen, starring Viola Davis. Does McQueen have the chops (and the Hunger) to switch from prestige drama to gritty genre? Or will he end in Shame? (A ‘12 Years A Slave’ joke would be inappropriate so we have not included one.) Tune in to find out!
Grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacids because it’s time to Liam the Neesons and Kaluuya the Daniels! Bon Appetit!
Friday Nov 09, 2018
Friday Nov 09, 2018
Polish your torpedoes, Food Courtiers! It’s time for a new episode of FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!
The late, great Carter Glascock joins Jon and Sean to ping the sonar and talk about one of the top 17 submarine movies of all time: Hunter Killer. Will Gerard Butler give us 300 reasons to love the film? Or will it sink? Tune in to find out!
Grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacids because it’s time to down periscope and seal the hatch! Bon Appetit!
Friday Nov 02, 2018
Friday Nov 02, 2018
Lace up your ballet slippers, Food Courtesans! It's time for a new episode of FOOD COURT, your new favorite podcast where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
The Halloween season has come to an end but your thirst for blood can still be quenched as Jon and Sean talk about Luca Guadagnino's dance of death, Suspiria. Will the remake surpass Argento's sanguine slasher original or will it drown in its bloody wake? Tune in to find out!
Grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacids because it's time to dine on a platter of splatter! Bon Appetit!
Wednesday Oct 24, 2018
Wednesday Oct 24, 2018
We came home, Food Court Jesters! It’s time for another episode of FOOD COURT, your new favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and movie halls so you don’t have to!
The one and lonely Michael Hampton (@hichaelmampton) joins Sean & Jon for David Gordon Green’s Blumhouse revival of the much venerated Halloween franchise. Can the returns of JLC (back as Laurie Strode to the tune of Sarah Connor) and JC (pitching in on the soundtrack) save the franchise or are your humble narrators in for another cash grab?Tune in to find out!
Grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and get out your antacids, because it’s time to feast your ringing ears on some celluloid cellulite! The evil is gone! Bon Appetit!
Friday Oct 19, 2018
Friday Oct 19, 2018
Hey, Food Courtesans! I said, HEY, Food Courtesans, lemme get another look atchu! It’s time for another episode of FOOD COURT, your new favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and movie halls so you don’t have to!
Hotness experts and resident witty persons Jamie Bradley & Ashley Spurgeon from the The Hott Minute Podcast (@hottminute) join Sean & Jon for a meme-tastic meandering through this summer’s Capital M Movie “A Star Is Born”. Did the proboscis pair of Bradley Cooper & Lady Gaga pull off the unlikely and make a movie about music that is actually good? Tune in to find out!
Grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and get out your antacids, because it’s time to feast your ringing ears on some celluloid cellulite! Bon Appetit, biopic bon vivants!
Thursday Oct 11, 2018
Thursday Oct 11, 2018
Buckle up, Food Court Reporters! It’s time for another episode of FOOD COURT, your new favorite podcast where we brave the malls and movie halls so you don’t have to!
We are back in session as Sean & Jon, along with Michael Hampton (@hichaelmampton) finally see VENOM! We have celeb sightings, a near fender bender, and about a dozen different Tom Hardy impressions. Can the worst trailer of the spring turn out to be the action/comedy classic of the summer? Tune in to find out!
Grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and get out your antacids, because it’s time to feast your ears on some celluloid cellulite! Bon Appetit, symbiotes!
Saturday Oct 06, 2018
Saturday Oct 06, 2018
Shit Happens, Food Courtesans! It’s time for another episode of FOOD COURT, your new favorite podcast where we brave the malls and movie halls so you don’t have to!
To Catch The Predator Month is back in session as Sean & Jon, along with Josh Lewis (@thejoshfromtn) from the horror movie podcast “Letters From Camp Blood” take in “Predator 2, Stephen Hopkins’ suitably slick and stylish continuation of the Predator franchise. Can the likes of Danny Glover, Bill fuckin Paxton, Gary Motherfucking Busey, and the greatest group of extras ever assembled in movie history hold a candle to Arnold’s OG Classic? Tune in to find out!
Grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and get out your antacids, because it’s time to feast your ears on some celluloid cellulite! Bon Appetit, Pussyfaces!