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A movie podcast about actually going to the movies.
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Saturday Jan 05, 2019
Saturday Jan 05, 2019
Get a clue, Food Courtneys! It’s time for a new episode of FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to.
Sean and Jon welcome special guest Carter Glascock to lock in with Escape Room, the new thriller from the Director of the fourth(?) Insidious movie. Will the puzzles please the palate of these three Pjorkers? Or will the boys be torn apart by a Saw ripoff? Tune in to find out!
Grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacids because it’s time to find the key and get the hell out of here! Bon Appetit!
Monday Dec 31, 2018
Monday Dec 31, 2018
Get out your magnifying glass, Food Courtesans! It’s time for a new episode of FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!
Jon and Sean donned their deerstalker hats to see Holmes and Watson, starring Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly. Will the duo re-capture the magic of Talladega Nights? Or will the mystery of comedy remain unsolved? Tune in to find out!
Grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacids because it’s elementary, my dear Watson! Bon Appetit!
Saturday Dec 22, 2018
Saturday Dec 22, 2018
Permission to come aboard, Food Dudes? It's time for a new episode of FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
Sean and Special Guest Gary Fletcher donned their skin-tight orange armor to see Aquaman, starring Jason Momoa. Will James Wan make a super hero movie that's scary good? Or will the Ocean Master be fish food? Tune in to find out!
Grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacids because it's time to eat some roses! Bon Apetit!
Saturday Dec 15, 2018
Saturday Dec 15, 2018
A nation mourns as Yorgos forgets to cast Colin Farrell
Dust off your C-words, Food Courtiers! It’s time for a new episode of FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!
Jon, Sean, and Special Guest Michael Hampton tied the corsets tight to see The Favourite, starring Rachel Weisz and Emma Stone. Will Yorgos Lanthimos make our hack dreams come true with our new “Favourite” movie? Or will it will be off with our heads? (Different Queen, I know.) Tune in to find out!
Grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacids because it’s time to eat cake until we puke! Bon Appetit!
Friday Dec 07, 2018
Friday Dec 07, 2018
Accio wand, Food dudes! It’s time for a new episode of FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!
Sean and John tossed on their tweed and put in one weird contact lens to see Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindlewald, starring Johnny Depp and Jude Law (Eddie Redmayne is also in it.) Will Newt crundlebun the wild dindle? Or is Grindlewald committing a hate crime against the audience itself? Tune in to find out!
Grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacids because it’s time to ride the kelp monster! Bon Appetit!
Friday Nov 30, 2018
Friday Nov 30, 2018
Put up your dukes, Food Courtiers! It’s time for a new episode of FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!
Sean and Jon laced up their gloves and slipped into their shiniest shorts to see Creed II, starring Michael B. Jordan and Sylvester Stallone. Can Steven Caple Jr. fill the Directorial shoes of Ryan Coogler and pack the same emotional punch? Or is Creed II just another palooka with a glass jaw, doomed to fall in the first? Tune in to find out!
Grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacids because it’s time to Dolph every Lundgren! Bon Appetit!
Thursday Nov 22, 2018
Thursday Nov 22, 2018
Happy Thanksgiving, Food Courtesans! It’s time for another episode of FOOD COURT, your new favorite podcast where we brave the malls and movie halls so you don’t have to!
Josh Lewis (@thejoshfromtn) from the horror movie podcast “Letters From Camp Blood” joins Sean for yet another reboot of that old Thanksgiving Classic "Robin Hood". Can Jamie Foxx finally lead the noble savages to victory against Ben Mendelssohn’s unsavory pilgrims? Can Harry Redmayne play Robin Hood with the same virile energy he lent to his stirring portrayal of Stephen Hawking? Is Harry Redmayne even in this movie? Is Jon writing this summary with almost no knowledge of the film and without having yet listened to the podcast? Tune in to find out!
Grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and get out your antacids, because it’s time to feast your ears on some celluloid cellulite! Bon Appetit, Merry Men & Women!
Friday Nov 16, 2018
Friday Nov 16, 2018
Load your glocks, Food Courtesans! It’s time for a new episode of FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!
Jon and Sean snuck in to see WIDOWS, the new heist drama from Steve McQueen, starring Viola Davis. Does McQueen have the chops (and the Hunger) to switch from prestige drama to gritty genre? Or will he end in Shame? (A ‘12 Years A Slave’ joke would be inappropriate so we have not included one.) Tune in to find out!
Grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacids because it’s time to Liam the Neesons and Kaluuya the Daniels! Bon Appetit!
Friday Nov 09, 2018
Friday Nov 09, 2018
Polish your torpedoes, Food Courtiers! It’s time for a new episode of FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!
The late, great Carter Glascock joins Jon and Sean to ping the sonar and talk about one of the top 17 submarine movies of all time: Hunter Killer. Will Gerard Butler give us 300 reasons to love the film? Or will it sink? Tune in to find out!
Grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacids because it’s time to down periscope and seal the hatch! Bon Appetit!
Friday Nov 02, 2018
Friday Nov 02, 2018
Lace up your ballet slippers, Food Courtesans! It's time for a new episode of FOOD COURT, your new favorite podcast where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
The Halloween season has come to an end but your thirst for blood can still be quenched as Jon and Sean talk about Luca Guadagnino's dance of death, Suspiria. Will the remake surpass Argento's sanguine slasher original or will it drown in its bloody wake? Tune in to find out!
Grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacids because it's time to dine on a platter of splatter! Bon Appetit!