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Friday Nov 02, 2018
Friday Nov 02, 2018
Lace up your ballet slippers, Food Courtesans! It's time for a new episode of FOOD COURT, your new favorite podcast where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!
The Halloween season has come to an end but your thirst for blood can still be quenched as Jon and Sean talk about Luca Guadagnino's dance of death, Suspiria. Will the remake surpass Argento's sanguine slasher original or will it drown in its bloody wake? Tune in to find out!
Grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacids because it's time to dine on a platter of splatter! Bon Appetit!
Wednesday Oct 24, 2018
Wednesday Oct 24, 2018
We came home, Food Court Jesters! It’s time for another episode of FOOD COURT, your new favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and movie halls so you don’t have to!
The one and lonely Michael Hampton (@hichaelmampton) joins Sean & Jon for David Gordon Green’s Blumhouse revival of the much venerated Halloween franchise. Can the returns of JLC (back as Laurie Strode to the tune of Sarah Connor) and JC (pitching in on the soundtrack) save the franchise or are your humble narrators in for another cash grab?Tune in to find out!
Grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and get out your antacids, because it’s time to feast your ringing ears on some celluloid cellulite! The evil is gone! Bon Appetit!
Friday Oct 19, 2018
Friday Oct 19, 2018
Hey, Food Courtesans! I said, HEY, Food Courtesans, lemme get another look atchu! It’s time for another episode of FOOD COURT, your new favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and movie halls so you don’t have to!
Hotness experts and resident witty persons Jamie Bradley & Ashley Spurgeon from the The Hott Minute Podcast (@hottminute) join Sean & Jon for a meme-tastic meandering through this summer’s Capital M Movie “A Star Is Born”. Did the proboscis pair of Bradley Cooper & Lady Gaga pull off the unlikely and make a movie about music that is actually good? Tune in to find out!
Grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and get out your antacids, because it’s time to feast your ringing ears on some celluloid cellulite! Bon Appetit, biopic bon vivants!
Thursday Oct 11, 2018
Thursday Oct 11, 2018
Buckle up, Food Court Reporters! It’s time for another episode of FOOD COURT, your new favorite podcast where we brave the malls and movie halls so you don’t have to!
We are back in session as Sean & Jon, along with Michael Hampton (@hichaelmampton) finally see VENOM! We have celeb sightings, a near fender bender, and about a dozen different Tom Hardy impressions. Can the worst trailer of the spring turn out to be the action/comedy classic of the summer? Tune in to find out!
Grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and get out your antacids, because it’s time to feast your ears on some celluloid cellulite! Bon Appetit, symbiotes!
Saturday Oct 06, 2018
Saturday Oct 06, 2018
Shit Happens, Food Courtesans! It’s time for another episode of FOOD COURT, your new favorite podcast where we brave the malls and movie halls so you don’t have to!
To Catch The Predator Month is back in session as Sean & Jon, along with Josh Lewis (@thejoshfromtn) from the horror movie podcast “Letters From Camp Blood” take in “Predator 2, Stephen Hopkins’ suitably slick and stylish continuation of the Predator franchise. Can the likes of Danny Glover, Bill fuckin Paxton, Gary Motherfucking Busey, and the greatest group of extras ever assembled in movie history hold a candle to Arnold’s OG Classic? Tune in to find out!
Grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and get out your antacids, because it’s time to feast your ears on some celluloid cellulite! Bon Appetit, Pussyfaces!
Thursday Sep 27, 2018
Thursday Sep 27, 2018
Knock knock, Food Court Jesters! It’s time for another episode of FOOD COURT, your new favorite podcast where we brave the malls and movie halls so you don’t have to!
To Catch The Predator Month is back in session as Sean & Jon, along with Tyler Mahan Coe (@tylermahancoe) from the hit podcasts “Cocaine & Rhinestones” and “Your Favorite Band Sucks”, take in “The Predator”, Shane Black’s presumably holiday-flavored take on the Predator franchise. Can Mssr. Black return Predator to its nascent, neon-fantastic roots or will the franchise continue limping towards total laughingstock status? Tune in to find out!
Grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and get out your antacids, because it’s time to feast your ears on some celluloid cellulite! Bon Appetit, Food Courtesans, and stick around!
Friday Sep 21, 2018
Friday Sep 21, 2018
What’s the matter,
Food Courtesans: CIA got you pushing too many pencils? It’s time for another episode of FOOD COURT, your new favorite podcast where we brave the malls and movie halls so you don’t have to!
Sean & Jon got WAY too excited for Shane Black’s return to the Predator film franchise and foolishly decided to rope their buddies into a full-fledged filmic foray into the series by starting at the very beginning: the granddaddy of em all, John McTiernan’s 1987 classic “Predator”. Their first victim is the one and only Michael Hampton (@hichaelmampton) and next week we shall dive into the new flick with Tyler Mahan Coe (@tylermahancoe) from the hit podcasts “Cocaine & Rhinestones” and “Your Favorite Band Sucks”! We will be bobbing and weaving in and out of the Predator movies for the next month, depending on how much Adrien Brody and/or xenomorph-on-xenomorph crime our quivering livers can handle.
Grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and get out your antacids, because it’s time to feast your ears on some celluloid cellulite! Bon Appetit, Food Courtesans, for we ain’t got time to bleed!
Friday Sep 14, 2018
Friday Sep 14, 2018
Buckle up, heads! It’s time for another episode of FOOD COURT, your new favorite podcast where we brave the malls and movie halls so you don’t have to!
Your guilty pleasure filmwatching duo have been rejoined! Jon & Sean take in Panos Cosmatos’ “Mandy”, starring the one and only Nicolas Cage. It reminded one of us of early Michael Mann, with bits of good Ridley Scott and maybe a pinch of Jodorowsky. It reminded your other humble host of other things entirely. Who was thrilled?! Who was slightly bored?! Give it a listen and find out. Ps the deadly wheel of meals was definitely spun this episode, much to our collective tummy’s terror.
Grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and get out your antacids, because it’s time to feast your ears on some celluloid cellulite! Bon Appetit, Food Courtesans, for it is a heady trip.
Thursday Sep 06, 2018
Thursday Sep 06, 2018
Sup, dogged denizens of sights, sounds, and succulence?! It’s time for another episode of FOOD COURT, your new favorite podcast where we brave the malls and movie halls so you don’t have to!
Your guilty pleasure filmwatching duo have been tearfully torn apart this week so in Jon’s stead steps the one and lonely Michael Hampton! He joins Sean for “A-X-L”, a film Jon has never heard of and can thusly not give you, dear reader, any further info regarding. He can, however, assure you that Panda Express served as the accoutrements for this cinematic survey. Will the movie hold up to the lofty heights of the glorious Honey Chicken gobbled up by your Food Courtesans? Give it a listen and find out.
Grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and get out your antacids, because it’s time to feast your ears on some celluloid cellulite! Bon Appetit, Food Court Jesters.
Friday Aug 31, 2018
Friday Aug 31, 2018
Signing on, searchers of sights, sounds, and succulence! It’s time for the fifth episode of FOOD COURT, your new favorite podcast where we brave the malls and movies halls so you don’t have to!
Your guilty pleasure filmwatching duo Sean & Jon log in to watch the latest found footage/shared screen suspense thriller “Searching”. Will John Cho’s latest trailblazing effort as a leading man hit the mark or will he have to keep......searching? Mother, forgive me. Give it a listen and find out.
Grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and get out your antacids, because it’s time to feast your ears on some celluloid cellulite! Bon Appetit, Food Courtesans!