Food Court Movie Podcast

Food Court Movie Podcast: Abigail, from the Directors of Scream and Ready or Not

I vant to do ballet, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Sean and Mampy watched Abigail, the new vampire splatter horror starring Melissa Barrera! Will the chums smile like they just sucked down a tall glass of blood? Or will they wish they'd been exploded instead? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to behead a man! Bon Appétit!

Food Court Movie Podcast: Civil War starring Kirsten Dunst

WAR, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Sean and Mampy watched Civil War, the new sci-fi/action movie from writer/director Alex Garland! Will the boys smile like they just put on a pair of heart-shaped sunglasses? Or will they fall over like they just got IED'd? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to pour some bodies into a big hole! Bon Appétit!

Food Court Movie Podcast: Monkey Man or is Dev Patel the new John Wick?

Monkey Man does anything a monkey can, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Sean and Mampy watched Monkey Man, the new action movie from Director/Writer Dev Patel! Will the boys feel like they just powered up on poison drugs? Or will they feel like they're stuck in an infinite loop of recalling their past trauma? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to cut off a woman's thumb with a serving platter! Bon Appétit!

Food Court Movie Podcast: Immaculate starring Sydney Sweeney, the best movie of 2024?

It's nun of your business, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Sean and Mampy watched Immaculate, the newest nunsplotiation movie from director Michael Mohan! Will the boys feel beatific? Or will they wish they’d never agreed to the phrase "When in Rome..."? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to smash your Reverend Mother's face with a huge, heavy cross! Bon Appétit!

FoodCourt Movie Podcast: Late Night with the Devil, a new horror classic?

Hail Satan, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Sean and Michael watched Late Night with the Devil, the new found footage horror movie starring Dustin Damalchian! Will the fellas laugh with joy at the late night monologue? Or will they pray to have their turned all the way around? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to pull worms out of your stomach! Bon Appétit!

Food Court Movie Podcast: Love Lies Bleeding starring Kristen Stewart

ROID RAGE, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Sean and Michael watched Love Lies Bleeding, the new lesbian love/murder story from director Rose Glass and A 24! Will the boys get horny for violence? Or will they be on soft for murder? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to smash a man's jaw off! Bon Appétit!

Food Court Movie Podcast:Imaginary, the horror movie from Blumhouse

What if your imaginary friend...was a monster, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Sean and Michael watched Imaginary, the new horror movie from Blumhouse Studios! Will the boys feel like they're having a tea party with their best bear friend? Or will they feel like they're being splashed in the face with a pot of hot coffee? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to maul an old woman! Bon Appétit!

Food Court Movie Podcast: Dune Part 2 starring Timothee Chalamet and Zendaya

Lisan al Gaib, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Sean and Michael watched Dune Part 2, the new sci-fi epic from director Denis Villeneuve! Will the chums feel love they feeling of sand in their hair? Or will they feel like they got sand in their swimsuit? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to kill a baby worm and take its poisonous goo and drink it to see the future! Bon Appétit!

Food Court Movie Podcast: Stopmotion, the newest horror movie from Shudder

A millimeter to the right, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Sean and Michael watched Stopmotion, the new horror movie from director Robert Morgan! Will the boys feel like they just ate a delicious steak? Or will they feel like they ARE a delicious steak? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to push your boyfriend down the stairs! Bon Appétit!

Food Court Movie Podcast: Madame Web starring Sydney Sweeney and Dakota Johnson

Where's Spider-Man, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Sean and Michael watched Madame Web, the new girl(s with) power(s) movie from director S.J. Clarkson! Will the boys scream yahoo like they just kissed MJ upside down in the rain? Or will they wish they pun, "Oh, what a tangled web we weep?" Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to leave the three girls who are in mortal danger so you can make a side quest to Peru! Bon Appétit!