Food Court Movie Podcast

Food Court Movie Podcast: Lisa Frankenstein written by Diablo Cody

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Sean and Mampy watched Lisa Frankenstein, the new comedy from the twisted mind of Diablo Cody! Will the boys float in the air like a dismembered member? Or will they wish they'd never been re-animated? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to throw a cop in a grave! Bon Appétit!

Food Court Movie Podcast: Wonka starring Timothee Chalamet

Chocolate in your pocalate, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Sean and Michael watched Wonka, the newest re-imagination of Willy Wonka’s world from Paddinton director Paul King! Will the fellas feel like they’re flying away on a hoverchoc? Or will they wish they’d been killed in one of those unsolved murders? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to milk a giraffe! Bon Appétit!

Food Court Movie Podcast: American Fiction starring Jeffrey Wright

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Sean and Michael watched American Fiction, the new comedy from Writer/Director Cord Jefferson! Will the boys laugh through the tears? Or will they cry through the tears? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to write a black book! Bon Appétit!

Food Court Movie Podcast: The Beekeeper starring Jason Statham, the perfect January action movie?

He protects the hive, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Sean and Michael watched The Beekeeper, the new action movie directed by David Ayer! Will the fellas feel like the just had a big biscuit with honey? Or will the thrash like they're being attacked by wasps? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to find out honey is flammable! Bon Appétit!

Food Court Movie Podcast: The Iron Claw from A24, starring Zac Efron

Wrestling is real, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Sean and Michael watched The Iron Claw, the new wrestling melodrama from A24, written and directed by Sean Durkin! Will the fellas get pumped like they needle just dropped on Tom Sawyer? Or will they plink plonk on their guitar fruitlessly? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to vomit blood! Bon Appétit!

Food Court Movie Podcast: Poor Things starring Emma Stone

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Sean and Michael watched Poor Things, the horny Frankenstein movie from director Yorgos Lanthimos! Will the boys feel need a thwack just to get the smiles off of their faces? Or will the feminism PISS THEM OFF? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to punch a baby! Bon Appétit!

Food Court Movie Podcast: Maestro on Netflix, Directed by Bradley Cooper

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Sean watched Maestro, the new Leonard Bernstein biopic starring Bradley Cooper and Carey Mulligan! Will the boys feel like the ecstasy of a well-conducted symphony? Or will they feel like a guy with a cold is narrating his sad life? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to jump into a pool and sink to the bottom! Bon Appétit!

Food Court Movie Podcast: Aquaman: The Lost Kingdom starring Jason Momoa

Hell yeah, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Sean and Gary watched Aquaman, the new underwater adventure from director James Wan! Will the boys cry tears of joy, which mix with the ocean they're swimming in? Or will they wish there were more octopi playing drums? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to put on your leather submarine outfit! Bon Appétit!

Food Court Movie Podcast: The Boy and The Heron directed by Hayao Miyazaki

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Sean and Michael watched The Boy and The Heron, the new animated fantasy from Studio Ghibli’s Hayao Miyazaki! Will the boys feel like they dozed off into a beautiful dream? Or will they snore real loud because they actually just fell asleep? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time for man-eating parakeets! Bon Appétit!

Food Court Movie Podcast: Godzilla Minus One

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Sean and Michael watched Godzilla Minus One, the new  dino destruction drama from Toho Studios! Will the boys cower in fear at the G-Zill himself? Or will they wish they had been eradicated by some blue heat breath? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to LIVE! Bon Appétit!