Food Court Movie Podcast

Food Court Movie Podcast: Mission: Impossible Dead Reckoning Part 1 starring Tom Cruise

Defy death, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Sean and Michael watched Mission: Impossible Dead Reckoning Part One, the newest installment in the Tom Cruise Jumping Off Things Cinematic Universe! Will the fellas cheer for more stunts? Or will they wish they’d been mercifully drowned?Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to avoid a falling grand piano! Bon Appétit!

Food Court Movie Podcast: Insidious: The Red Door, the Best Horror Movie of 2023 so far?

SPOOKY TIME, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Sean and Michael watched from Insidious: The Red Door, the final chapter in the Insidious Cinematic Universe! Will the boys rock out to Tiny Tim? Or will they pronounce further as “futher”?Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to encounter a puke ghost! Bon Appétit!

 

Food Court Movie Podcast: Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny, the Worst Indiana Jones movie?

EELS I HATE EELS, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Sean and Michael watched Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny, the final adventure of our beloved archaeologist! Will the boys be all like BA BA BA BAHHHHHHH? Or will they wish they had drunk from the wrong cup way back then? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to murder Antonio Banderas! Bon Appétit!

Food Court Movie Podcast:Transformers: Rise of the Beasts with Ben Sawyer from The Road to Now

AUTOBOTS ROLL OUT, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Sean, Josh Lewis, and special guest Ben Sawyer from The Road to Now watched Transformers: Rise of the Beasts, the new alien robot spectacle! Will the fellas love the oil-soaked action? Or will they want to do a parking break turn and drive back home? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to be yell “Then Die!” at a planet! Bon Appétit!

Food Court Movie Podcast: The Flash starring Ezra Miller

Na na na na na na na na, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Sean and Michael watched The Flash, the time traveling comic book movie from director Andy Muschietti! Will the boys love the cameos? Or will they wish they could go to the time force and get the three hours of their life back? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to dig up Christopher Reeve! Bon Appétit!

Food Court Movie Podcast: Werckmeister Harmonies: Directed by Bela Tarr

It’s a whale of a tale, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Sean and Michael watched Werckmeister Harmonies, the black and white masterpiece from director Bela Tara! Will the boys feel like the birds when the sun comes back after a full solar eclipse? Or will they wish they had gotten beaten to death by an angry mob? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to be shamed by a shriveled, old nude man! Bon Appétit!

Food Court Movie Podcast: Spiderman: Across the Spiderverse starring Hailee Steinfeld

Imma go mah own way, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Sean and Michael watched Spiderman: Across the Spiderverse, the new animated Marvel spectacular! Will the boys get the swelling in their heart you feel when you’re in love with a girl from another timeline? Or will they wish they had been annihilated by the blowback of a canon disruption? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to beat the hell out of every Spiderperson! Bon Appétit!

Food Court Movie Podcast: The Little Mermaid starring Halle Bailey

UNDA DA SEA, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Sean and Michael watched The (new) Little Mermaid, the live action(?) remake starring Melissa McCarty! Will it bring us the joy of a crab on a Prince’s shoulder? Or will it make us wish we were stabbed with a boat? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to be a bird rapping about my bird name! Bon Appétit!

Food Court Movie Podcast: Fast X starring VIn Diesel

Vroom, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Sean and Michael watched Fast X (part one?), the new moto madness movie from director Louis Leterrier! Will it make drive a nuclear weapon into a river? Or will suffer like Dom’s family? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to say family! Bon Appétit!

Food Court Movie Podcast: Hypnotic starring Ben Affleck

Hypnotic Construct, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Sean and Michael watched Hypnotic, the new sci-fi thriller directed by Robert Rodriguez! Will it make us shoot at a house when we realize it’s not even there? Or will we cry like a man who thinks he’s in jail? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to jump off a building and disappear! Bon Appétit!